Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

mom of 2 possessed gremlins | animal rescuer of other possessed gremlins | breakfast burrito ambassador | @ umfoodiguess📸 | mad to live Washington, DC Joined July 2012

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Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

21 hours ago

if you got the Savannah Bananas lottery for DC don’t ever talk to me again I hate you

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SSRI @frstbornunicorn

2 days ago

There’s something so satisfying about being the friend that’s asked to parallel park the car. Don’t worry mommy’s here

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Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs

4 days ago

Wow! No more Foxtrot in DC or the rest of the country.

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this same man at the bar has approached me four times now and I have asked him to leave me alone each time and he will not relent. He’s cheering for the lakers tonight so I hope the lakers lose sorry yall

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Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

a week ago

A heartbreaking tale: my dog’s favorite maintenance guy who she always plays with in the lobby came by to do an annual fire alarm inspection. She got out all her toys and did zoomies because she was so excited. He was here for less than two minutes. She is devastated.

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gale na @poisonjr

2 weeks ago

It's crazy that you can no-call no-show at the Supreme Court but not Arby's

The Hill @thehill

2 weeks ago

It's crazy that you can no-call no-show at the Supreme Court but not Arby's

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Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

2 weeks ago

Iowa guard Kate Martin said she came to the WNBA draft to support Caitlin Clark but was hoping to get her name called. She ended up getting drafted by the Aces 😱 What a moment ❤️ (via @AliyahFun)

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Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

2 weeks ago

she watched the mark pope press conference and said WE’RE SO BACK

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Matt Jones @KySportsRadio

2 weeks ago

“We are here to win banners in NASHVILLE!” Mark Pope on SEC Tournament

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Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

2 weeks ago

thank you for acknowledging that defense exists 😌😌😌😌😌😌

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Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

2 weeks ago

WE GET TO BE SHEPPARDS WHAT MARK KEEP TALKING

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Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

2 weeks ago

shoutout to the woman who pushed me & my full grocery cart into the shelves because I was “in the way” of the thing she needed which coincidentally was the thing I needed after waiting patiently behind all the other people who also needed that thing. Hope her day gets better lol

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Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

2 weeks ago

idk how people watch fighting. My dog and my cat do this on my living room floor every night tbh

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Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

2 weeks ago

just making memes to stave off a full mental spiral at this point

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Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

2 weeks ago

can someone purchase data on how many pope costumes are purchased in Lexington Kentucky pls

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Andrew Henderson @andrwfhenderson

2 weeks ago

I could not pass up the opportunity to make a Pope pun

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Lizzy @umlizzyiguess

2 weeks ago

carpetbagger !!!!

WLKY @WLKY

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carpetbagger !!!!

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Keg. @GratefulKeg

2 weeks ago

Lot of yall think im gonna go crazy. This surpassed the point of me flipping out. This is comedy now. We gonna have a 4 million dollar coach and a 15 million dollar NIL pool. If he sucks oh well we continue to suck. But it also has the opportunity to be hilarious.