Ananya @uff_meri_adaa
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chatting with a dry texter is one of the biggest challenges of our times, not enough people talk about it, I could narrate my whole life story and they'd go, "haha" and if you feel like throwing hands that won't work either cuz who's gonna do the texting then
my first thought after waking up was kitni garmi hai bhenchod and my last thought before sleeping last night was kitni garmi hai bhenchod and my thought, midday, in the present moment is also kitni garmi hai bhenchod
twt was made to fulfill your yapping needs so you can continue being mysterious in public, it's all part of a great plan
there's three types of tere naina I can identify, the tere naina from chandi chowk to china is what falling in love perhaps feels like, the tere naina from my name is khan is when you're in love and the tere naina, the one sung by kailash kher is when you're losing that love
the multiple cups of black coffee will not work when they're intended but will instead decide to hit you, in their full capacity at midnight
stand up comedians must have an insane level of self control cuz joke bolne se pehle mujhe hasna hota hai joke pe
they made europeans super hot and added that accent as a bonus to compensate for that work ethic😍😍
child actors that are now all grown up can make you feel old in ways you wouldn't have thought of
blood, sweat and tears was written for a woman on her period btw
agar din ke beech mein tumhe bt hone lag jaaye for no good reason toh zinda ho tum
is this the correct time to rewatch bridgerton s2 and set myself up for yearning that lasts a month or is it the correct time to rewatch bridgerton s2 and set myself up for yearning that lasts a month
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Men are more dramatic than women and it’s so hilarious like ok Princess
I dawdle. I doze. I always stop to smell the flowers. Sometimes I cry thinking about how strawberries are the shape of hearts. I dabble in dreams beneath cherry trees. I think about the tenacity of wild flowers, existing for themselves alone. I pick up a lot of leaves.
i really wish i knew kalki koechlin. i think we'd be friends, like I'd like a cool older female role model like that.
nerds (!!!), people in academia, bikers, and unfortunately— CS majors.
Words by Charlotte Brontë that repeat in my head like a mantra
I think it's okay to lose your mind and waste six months of your life doing nothing. And then go back to normal like it never happened..... I lived it actually
hot girlfriend/ugly boyfriend combinations are commonplace. the reverse is like seeing a shooting star
women fall in love w men who will explain everything, will answer their stupid questions, will keep them updated on worldly affairs and are a walking talking google search engine
What a beautiful day. I think I will sit indoors and feel strange all day.
oomfies on space talking about me being a trendsetter and influencer who introduces ppl and is amazing in general,
so who is going to suggest non-fiction books, wanna yap intellectually
phone charge karo, watch charge karo, work laptop, personal laptop, earphones, mummy ka phone bhi charge karo bhenchod aadha din toh sirf plugs change karne mein nikal jaata hai
We’re sorry
chatting with a dry texter is one of the biggest challenges of our times, not enough people talk about it, I could narrate my whole life story and they'd go, "haha" and if you feel like throwing hands that won't work either cuz who's gonna do the texting then
Idk if it’s weird but i really like collecting cute socks
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