trzynasty @trzynvsty

remember the watergate scandal? or as Jesus likes to call it, the winegate scandal

if you are a type of person that will say: im an artist, im the type of person that will let you go to the voicemail

just saw an interview with a feminist in a choker. i dont know whats real anymore

elon musk: what is this? assistant: its an ice cream mr musk, cookies flavour em: huh, cookies? people like it? a: they love it em: then make sure i'll increase my daily intake

we used to laugh at americans for their lack of knowledge during those funny street polls. we tried the same thing here in Poland and its not funny anymore

in order to find the best late night fortuneteller on TV look for those who stop the show when you fall asleep

people tape their laptop cameras, while bugging houses with Alexa. its all good

Trump: ok, bye bye Kim Jong Un: bye Trump: Kim: Trump: you hang up Kim: no you hang up

every time someone unfollows me i take just around 45 minutes of my day to say: "sorry that i failed you *nickname*" and reflect on what was good

my heart is a black tormented hole of emptiness. how are you?

im not into likes that much because every time i get a one Ricky Gervais laughs

i lost my job, thank god i got this huge passive income stream from twitter

bitcoin in december: im going to buy a new house bitcoin in march: i need a place to stay

humans have this amazing abillity to slow down or speed up time. it goes really fast when im with my friends and really slow when you tell me stories from your trip to europe

whats interesting: did justin bring sexy back once or is he still bringing it but just not mentioning? finding a new job is harder than i thought

if you see me on the bus with my headphones on. just know that the moment you start arguing with anybody my music goes mute

lil xan (rapper) is popularising drugs, got tattoos on his face, promotes satanic symbols and we are making him a 21 y.o. millionaire. im not angry, im worried

at this point i would be thrilled to see Rihannas music video where shes fully dressed

If the diagonal of your pants leg is 3/4 or more of your shoe length you can claim your free soul train ticket

imagine this: as we speak right now somewhere in the world there are two grown man that are real serious about their dance battle