MaryTheFreshmaker @MaryFreshmaker
Joined January 2017-
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Now I figured... my previous tweet probably sounds like I was just searching for dead cats.. well...
Is it OK that the second I even start thinking about getting a cat I search the whole internet to find the laziest and least dynamic cat breed the world have seen ?
@paweldobkowski : ) watching this made me look like a panda.. loved it!
@paweldobkowski can't stop laughing. yeah Noah!
@paweldobkowski I'd go for liver damage... and destroyed life :D
yup...
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@paweldobkowski @WaltzingRhino i wanted to make fun of "leotard" by saying "leoturd" because of reasons, but then I checked that this is an actual word in urban dictionary (so not a REAL word, really) ... anyway... I don't want to use it anymore. just letting you know in case you ever want to do same. don't
seeing a therapist be like therapist: you're late, I think this is something to discuss. therapist: you're too early - it seems you're trying to push boundaries. therapist: you're right on time, let's talk about how you're trying to control everything. me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
listening to the cure: "always take a big bite it's such a gorgeous sight to see you eat in the middle of the night" me with dreamy eyes: isn't that the most PERFECT PROPOSAL SONG EVER ?!?!
@Diesel4111 I thought that only a real psycho could give it a "heart" but then I saw his name...
I literally just found out that "orange is the new black" is a title of a netflix series and not a saying that describes trump replacing obama.............. WHO AM I
you know that feeling when: you wake up and feel so super fresh and relaxed, or when you're perfectly fine with someone taking "just one bite" and eating 3/4 of your carefully selected meal, or you know exactly where you're heading in life? me neither.
talking to a 2 year old is like talking to stoned person... me: which one do you prefer - apple juice or water? the kid: yes
finally! after cleaning kitchen,painting my room, renovating local church, bringing an end to world hunger I'm ready to finish my MA thesis!
I don't get women who say "women are weak, so they need equal rights to men". If you don't treat yourself as equal... no one ever will.
an apple a day keeps... you thinking how healthy your lifestyle is & WHY THE HELL shouldn't you eat that whole daim chocolate in a second.
im gluten free intolerant
you'd like to know what shape I'm in? Currently it's: "I feel dizzy after standing up... from a chair... when i finish my daily rest" shape
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