Andrew Dykes @Andrew_S_Dykes
Trust everyone but always cut the cards Auckland, New Zealand Joined January 2013-
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Apparently daydreaming can be addictive – it makes you think, doesn’t it?
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I tried to write a joke on my phone – but the autocorrect kept stuffing up the lunch line.
At college I was voted “most likely to reminisce” – those were the days.
Last week I tripped and fell (ouch!), and found myself at Auckland City Hospital - 20 mins triage; Ultrasound, X-ray & CT scans (4 broken ribs). 4 days of superb friendly care and a shopping bag full of painkillers to take home. Total cost to me? $0 Gotta love public health!
😬Yikes! Is this an accident? Or is something else at play!
😬Yikes! Is this an accident? Or is something else at play!
I hope there are many critics (especially in the American media) hanging their vacuous heads in shame today.
I hope there are many critics (especially in the American media) hanging their vacuous heads in shame today.
Wow!!! #SpaceX
Whatever happened to Bitcoin... is that still a thing?
Fun fact: If your small and large intestines were laid out end-to-end - you went to the wrong surgeon.
Gotta love the guy🩷
My doctor tells me I suffer from hypochondria – but I think it’s something worse.
The guy who was supposed to fix our doorbell didn’t show up
I realize now that my childhood was rather soft - even the school bully was only passive-aggressive.
11 years on - some random thoughts, a few Dad jokes, and over a quarter of a million followers... not too shabby! #MyXAnniversary
I never gossip myself. But if you DM me - I can tell you who does.
Happy New Year from Auckland New Zealand. Let’s hope for a peaceful 2024
This move is from the playbook of every tinpot dictatorship… it should outrage everyone from whatever political leaning.
This move is from the playbook of every tinpot dictatorship… it should outrage everyone from whatever political leaning.
Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends.
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@Andrew_S_Dykes @FrancescaDykes Congrats dad/mom and Francessca.
This is the sweetest thing you will see all day♥️🥹💕
Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends.
@Andrew_S_Dykes It really does make you wonder—could something as seemingly harmless as daydreaming become a compulsive habit? How do you think this kind of mental wandering might impact someone's everyday life?
@Andrew_S_Dykes It certainly does! Daydreaming can be a delightful escape, offering a mental break from reality. It’s like a spontaneous adventure for the mind, where creativity and imagination run free. Just like anything enjoyable, it’s all about balance. 😌✨
@Andrew_S_Dykes @FrancescaDykes Wow congratulations not an easy task! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👩🏻🎓
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@Andrew_S_Dykes Thanks for the follow #Andrew_S_Dykes
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