tobynutter @tobynutter

Documentary editor. I watch a lot of TV so you don't have to. My legs are like a barometer for the seasons. he/him tobynutter.co.uk London Joined January 2009

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tobynutter @tobynutter

2 years ago

😕 Dr, I have a problem 🧑‍⚕️ What seems to be the matter? 👀 It’s, rather embarrassing… 🩺 Not to worry, I’ve seen it all before 😔 Well, I… 🧑‍⚕️ 😐 I can’t hear the word ‘super’ without breaking into a delightfully theatrical version of ABBA’s Super Trooper 😳💃

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tobynutter @tobynutter

2 years ago

Assless chaps: men who find it hard to sit down.

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tobynutter @tobynutter

2 years ago

Making a quiz. Who can guess the song?

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James @james_j_bailey

2 years ago

You know in ‘Horny’ by Mousse T, when she sings “I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected”? Do you think she’d been blocked by the recipient, or had she just typed their email incorrectly? Interviewer: We meant do you have any questions about the job.

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tobynutter @tobynutter

2 years ago

Postscript: Apple Maps seems to still be fun: maps.apple.com/?address=Aveni…

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tobynutter @tobynutter

2 years ago

So if any of the half dozen active followers I have ever make it to the southern tip of Lanzarote, please go find the spoon (last seen here) and petition Google to reinstate this cultural hotspot! /fin

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tobynutter @tobynutter

2 years ago

Google Has Lost All It’s Fun: a short thread. In January 2019 I spent a week in an all inclusive hotel on the southern tip of Lanzarote. I’d worked a lot and wanted some sun during the cold bleak winter break that TV used to precipitate. 1/9