Schrödinger's narwhal @tisquant

Don’t trust men who walk with Keynes. NJ, USA Joined October 2018

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Schrödinger's narwhal @tisquant

2 years ago

I just watched a woman(probably mid 60s) take over 2 minutes to park her car in an ordinary spot. He took her about eight attempts, which she banged into the curb twice. She was driving a Maserati. This world does not make any sense.

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Schrödinger's narwhal @tisquant

2 years ago

He’s unraveling. Let’s watch

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2 years ago

@officialDannyT @tomalexhelm @animalcrossing SMB3, Goldeneye, C&C Red Alert In that order

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Schrödinger's narwhal @tisquant

2 years ago

@bendreyfuss Drey Fidelity (or Drey Fi)

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Johnny Adventure @JohnnyAdventur3

2 years ago

@SoniaCuff Arguing with us when we ask questions to help determine the problem only delays the solution.

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Laurence Brown @LostInThePondUS

3 years ago

Some bedtime reading.

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gaut @0xgaut

4 years ago

Google Calendar, but it shows the cost of the meeting

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Schrödinger's narwhal @tisquant

4 years ago

@joncoopertweets Gray

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4 years ago

@v3rtig0 @n00bznet Not that it was ever kinda annoying 💚

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Schrödinger's narwhal @tisquant

4 years ago

Since the gates are now opening: Roamer was a great friend. I’ve been to bachelor parties with him, weddings, and shared many a stage (never a nudie). He was many things, but always a man. And in the end, that’s just what he was: a man. #RIProamer

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4 years ago

@DownieSeb 39, 2

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4 years ago

@EvanMcMullin The Man who shot Liberty valance

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Bill Pollock -- [email protected] @billpollock

5 years ago

Really happy I made the trip to DEFCON. I've seen so many friends so far. I look forward to a great few days! @defcon

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Schrödinger's narwhal @tisquant

5 years ago

youtu.be/jQQG7_4VbsQ

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Schrödinger's narwhal @tisquant

5 years ago

Back in Vegas

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E pluribus unum - Qui tacet consentit @HRRevels1

5 years ago

Me: do you have probable cause? Cop: I need you to cooperate. Do you have any weapons? Me: *shows badge* yes. Cop: sorry, sir, just being vigilant; you're free to go. I searched, we have not had a vehicle theft in over a year. I have a meeting with the Police Chief tomorrow🤬

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Schrödinger's narwhal @tisquant

5 years ago

@inlieuoffunshow For fans of this format, see British TV's "Would I Lie to You?" youtube.com/c/WILTYNope

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Simon Whistler @SimonWhistler

5 years ago

soon

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Schrödinger's narwhal @tisquant

5 years ago

For fuck sake, now they're going after Lankford? *bang bang bang* my head against a wall

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jericho @attritionorg

5 years ago

A year ago we posted an update to our front page supporting both BLM and Pride Month. It has stayed up since because it is just as important now as it was then.