Reviewer Number 3 @thirdreviewer
Your paper sucks Joined October 2015-
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i've been saying this for a while now
that was not a good paper
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Reviewer Number 3 retweeted
body dysmorphia but for the body of my paper
it’s not impostor syndrome your work is actually bad
submitting your paper to nature, only to have it desk rejected immediately
the personal insults i hurled at you in my review were actually “official actions” taken as a reviewer and so you are not allowed to complain about them, sorry i don’t make the rules here
each @hubermanlab paper has only a 20% chance of being accepted by me, but he submits them 6 times so I have no choice by the end
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your paper after incorporating my feedback
the review process
when you realize it’s me reviewing your paper
When the editor does nothing as I trash your paper
when Reviewer 1’s comments are just as fierce as mine
me, the reviewer of your paper
using this in my next review
@mealreplacer you are trying to solve the wrong problem using the wrong methods based on a wrong model of the world derived from poor thinking and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out
your paper after the revisions I requested
revise and resubmit #speakervote
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