Matthew O'Cannachtáin @thewriteguy
Grumpy Mancunian of Irish stock. Creator of https://t.co/AkDrRyZE4t. More Beyoncé than you. theshatire.com Manchester, UK Joined September 2010-
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.............why is Ten Hag still Manchester United manager?
Arne Slot arriving home after his first training session with Darwin Nunez
At least Trent can afford some pregnant bitches.......
The artifact of Liverpool players - namely Trent and van Dink - and their fans is fucking golden. They're bang average but talk so much shit. 🙊 Eat it up - being on the Carabou Cup parade. ☠️
Trent: “Man City might have won their game against Chelsea, but our 2-0 loss against Everton means more”
What is he allowed near a camera? ☠️
What is he allowed near a camera? ☠️
I said it when Klopp announced in January. Fucking stupid move. And arrogant it wouldn't turn out like it did for other managers. The players get more pressure to deliver while knowing there is no consequence to failure. Dismal from Liverpool but that's what they are. #EVELIV
Wayne Rooney's hair is 12% Weetabix.
Red, half a billion kloppite gobshite BOTTLE JOBS. #EVELIV
Trent Alexander-Arnold was giving it large talking about THE quadruple... not "four trophies", not the champions league, no, THE quadruple. 🤡 Doesn't fancy it today does he? For his boohood club 🙊 Not a world class defender. Not even a defender, he's a HOLOGRAM. ☠️ #EVELIV
The BBC, in the wake of the Huw Edwards disaster - one in a line of many shitshows of its own making - is not fit for purpose and hasn't been for some time. It needs completely dismantling and for the advertisers to put it out of its misery, and ours. What a fucking clown car.
United can't afford to keep Ten Hag. It's just not working. This is an embarrassment. Sack him after the game irrespective of the result. #MUNCOV
This aged like fucking milk. ☠️
It's always nuanced. People who say benefits = scrounging are uncultured fucksticks who webcam all do without. Also, in this poor woman's case, her husband PAID his way into the benefits his wife was entitled, yes entitled, to upon the circumstances his death put her into.
It's always nuanced. People who say benefits = scrounging are uncultured fucksticks who webcam all do without. Also, in this poor woman's case, her husband PAID his way into the benefits his wife was entitled, yes entitled, to upon the circumstances his death put her into.
I’m gonna explain one more time. For those who say people on benefits are scroungers. My story. I had a partner, we had a beautiful family, we had a good life, he died. Our youngest was 3yr, I couldn’t afford childcare, we were grieving, I was forced onto benefits. Not asking for…
What on Earth has it got to do with you, big man?
What on Earth has it got to do with you, big man?
Manchester airport losing a whole A380s (EK19, from Dubai) bags is utterly dismal. Absolute shitshow. They just throw any old shit on the belt until it blocks and piles up. @MENnewsdesk @manairport @MAG_PressOffice you are the world's worst airport. "Go home and fill out a form"
I don't think it's nice to lock rapists in with female prisoners, allow mediocre males to participate in women's and girls' sport, or for women to get death and rape threats for speaking up for their rights. When you've stopped all that happening, we can talk 'nice.'
Everybody knew Arsenal would implode. It happens every year. It just took 32 games this time. #ARSAVL
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Ed Balls Day seems to come around faster every year, doesn’t it? Never forget. #EdBallsDay
No. Twitter is still better than X till this day.✨
Elon: X is such a better name. Me: No. Twitter was a better name. We’ve all seen your kids’ names… naming isn’t your strong suit.
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Leftie Losing It - Professor has meltdown as young man holds an Israeli flag to show support for Jewish students. Go to 2.30m for arms flailing highlights
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Brexit. Isn’t. Working.
Britain is faced with a mass exodus of wealth and talent as overseas jurisdictions eat away at its financial markets. My column telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/…
Oh dear, what a shame, never mind 😂😂😂😂 Laurence Fox ordered to pay £180,000 in damages after losing libel case He's so good at losing 😂😂
Van Dijk just had to throw in another dig at the 12:30 kick offs. Football heritage.
Lmao Trent said this about us and did the exact same thing 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂
Trent: “Man City might have won their game against Chelsea, but our 2-0 loss against Everton means more”
Trent Alexander Arnold talked about mentality but then Everton happened
Trent: “My aim is to go and win the quadruple." 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Liverpool have a 50% win rate since Trent mentioned “It Means More”
That's absolutely terrible. Gary Neville couldn't believe what he was hearing, neither could I
"They kicked you out of the dressing room?!" @BSchweinsteiger shocks @GNev2 by revealing Murtough told him he couldn't train with the first team under Mourinho 🤯
Gary Neville won 8 PL titles, the CL (as part of the Treble) and was an England regular at 21. Needs to stop fuelling morons on here by playing down how good he was. SAF doesn’t pick a mediocre player for 15 years. Walks into any modern team.
“How would I have even survived today?!” @GNev2 is in awe of the responsibilities of a modern-day full-back 👏⚽️
Gary Neville when Alexander-Arnold played that pass to Salah
When Wayne Rooney ignored Alexis Sanchez, Degea and Paul Pogba 'Your legend' 😭
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