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Alphalfa @theregoesmygyro

it's all a machine. live free.don't join. Hoffman Estates, IL Joined December 2021
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Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4

2 months ago

If you’re walking around town today and see any “Now Hiring” signs, go in and tell them you’re interested. Also tell them you were recently found liable for sexual assault and defamation, and have four criminal trials with 91 felony charges pending. Let me know how it goes.

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Alex Cole @acnewsitics

2 months ago

Republicans: Are you better off now than 4 years ago? 4 years ago:

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Stinky Think Tank @stinkythinktank

2 months ago

IM HERE TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND ROCK FACES AND I AM OUT OF BUBBLEGUM.

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Alphalfa @theregoesmygyro

2 months ago

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2 months ago

Not mentally prepared for this.

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Alphalfa @theregoesmygyro

2 months ago

You can't really appreciate not being in an 8 car pileup, until you have been in an 8 car pileup.

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Stinky Think Tank @stinkythinktank

3 months ago

I've got a brutal headache and you guys could really help if you and 600 of your friends would listen to my goddamn podcast. #StinkRadio

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Alphalfa @theregoesmygyro

3 months ago

I truly hope Taylor Swift wins the super bowl tomorrow.

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Alphalfa @theregoesmygyro

3 months ago

I can confirm that Benadryl gives you cracked out dreams.

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Mario Tirabassi @Mario_Tirabassi

3 months ago

Three goals? In this economy? #Blackhawks

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Alphalfa @theregoesmygyro

3 months ago

And this is what the right wants.

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan

3 months ago

And this is what the right wants.

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Alphalfa @theregoesmygyro

3 months ago

Tucker Vladmir interview is up. I'll wait for the SNL segment.

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Alphalfa @theregoesmygyro

3 months ago

I wonder what Wallet would be tweeting right now.

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Gary Koepnick @garykoepnick

3 months ago

@JoeyMannarinoUS If Trump isn’t guilty then why does he need immunity?

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Alphalfa @theregoesmygyro

3 months ago

I live fifteen minutes from the AA. I can't miss this.

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3 months ago

@InternetH0F Paid rent, now i have a place to starve

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