socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap

i’m funnier in person. MU Joined May 2017

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socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap

6 years ago

@lunarfixation_ your pores hate you for this

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pr0pazine @bandicootmilo

6 years ago

Just completely built different

ABC24 Memphis @ABC24Memphis

6 years ago

A heart broken mother sent in this photo of her son trying to adapt to virtual kindergarten. He was so frustrated he couldn’t stop crying. localmemphis.com/article/news/e…

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✰ liss @lissdfwu

6 years ago

“I dOn’T LiKe suBtiTleS” if you can’t read fast baby jus say that

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socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap

6 years ago

mentally I am here

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We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global health security. We need leadership that builds public trust, focuses on real threats, and mobilizes the world to stop outbreaks before they reach our shores.

The Washington Post @washingtonpost

7 years ago

None of these 195 countries — the U.S. included — is fully prepared for a pandemic, report says wapo.st/361AXE3

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Holly Reilly @Hollyyreillyy

6 years ago

When I say retweet this to save a life I literally MEAN retweet this to save a life

Dave @DaveSamW

6 years ago

If you're in trouble dial 999. If you cannot speak, dial 55. We hear you. You are not alone. x.com/WMWomensAid/st…

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socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap

6 years ago

some of y’all mad about this and don’t even have a car 😪

Cernovich @Cernovich

6 years ago

According to @goodyear tires, a MAGA shirt is a zero tolerance hate symbol. But Black Lives Matter is allowed.

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Jessie defund police fund abortions Losch💚🇺🇾🌱 @JessieLosch

6 years ago

John Kasich: two roads diverged in a wood, and I closed all the abortion clinics on both of them.

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sam greisman @SAMGREIS

6 years ago

Night three will be two hours of that cop crying about her mcmuffin

Cernovich @Cernovich

6 years ago

According to @goodyear tires, a MAGA shirt is a zero tolerance hate symbol. But Black Lives Matter is allowed.

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socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap

6 years ago

you can’t make this shit up

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

6 years ago

SAVE THE POST OFFICE!

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socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap

6 years ago

swimmin with a pisces every night

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socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap

6 years ago

success should be solely defined by how many billboards have your face on them

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thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties

6 years ago

thank goodness bowling balls have these three little pockets for soup

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socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap

6 years ago

this is a cry for help

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clintoris @clintoris

6 years ago

my feelings aren’t “valid” they’re stupid

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Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren

6 years ago

I support @Sen_JoeManchin's bill. Let's vote on it now, @SenateMajLdr McConnell. #SaveThePostOffice

Senator Joe Manchin @Sen_JoeManchin

6 years ago

WATCH: I toured @USPS facilities across #WV today to thank our postal workers. People need their medicine, checks, & their ballots. That's why I filed the POST Act to prevent post office closures during the #COVID19 pandemic. Now is not the time to play politics with our mail.