themommyhack @themommyhack

I came here hoping that nobody I knew in real life would see this. themommyhack.net Joined December 2018

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

Don’t judge people with struggles you don’t understand

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Enhanced unemployment benefits expired for millions overnight. We don’t have an effective nationwide testing program or a plan to control the virus. Our health care workers still don’t have enough PPE. Enough with the weekend golf trips, Mr. President. Do your job.

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

@momsense_ensues I thought all of a sudden was all of the sudden

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

@benandjerrys would you put vote411.org and the QR code to register on your pints? Would day help hundreds of thousands of Americans register and vote in the fall election. Happy 4th! You are great and I love chubby hubby more than you can imagine!

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

@StephenAtHome Watching your latest show w Cuomo. Looks like you have mojo back. Take care Stephen; you are a national treasure!

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

Plandemic fans: The elite have infected ballots with viruses, to be released for the fall 2020 election. Protect yourselves!

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

Social gathering FOMO has been replaced by good weather FOMO

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

Wine, sour gummies, and a head scratcher will be delivered today so things are looking up

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

The radishes rotting in the fridge because I read an NYT article about how handy they would be during quarantine + unread stack of New Yorkers piling up during this chaos = “am I trying too hard to be classy?” soul searching, which is possibly essential for every adult

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

I let the kids choose this collar to replace his snapped one right before the social distancing started. So now he’s gonna look like a Chippendale’s dancer through the whole quarantine.

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

On the plus side my halitosis is moot and I don’t have to worry that everyone is hanging out w out me

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

@vickjulie We liked Stockyard Channing reading Ramona books and Kate Winslet reading Matilda

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

Fancy people apparently like it when a stranger folds the end of the toilet paper roll into a triangle w their bare hands. Gross

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

The cashier who carded me just ruined my day by declaring that she just made my day

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

There is no way I’m the only one who has noticed Apple’s autocorrect adding apostrophes in plural weekdays. “Are Thursday’s good for you?” Every single time. It is beyond embarrassing

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themommyhack @themommyhack

6 years ago

@sarabellab123 My mother told me to pick the best one and you are not going to be it! I was the youngest sister and of all the neighborhood kids and bought it hook, line and sinker