Chris Bader @thechrisbader
Official Twitter for Chicago stand-up comedian Chris Bader 🎤#standupcomedy linktree.com/chrisbader Chicago, IL Joined June 2023-
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@GottliebShow Are you saying Scottie wasn’t a star during the first three peat? He certainly was and might’ve been the best defensive player in the world by then. Look at the 1991 nba finals.
The NBA playoffs have been great. If I wasn't so sick I would have ate 2 pizzas by now while watching
Still sick in bed. Sad I'll miss all my shows. Have no voice. No appetite which is a great diet. I will be a very loud supermodel by mid week.
I have laryngitis close to no voice. I also have 5 shows this weekend which now probably means zero shows.
I love watching the Miami heat as dogs. Favorite team to watch during playoffs. Sad Jimmy will be out.
Ever order pigs in a blanket at a restaurant? Then immediately realize you are the pig.
In the last 9 yrs the Chicago Bulls have 3 playoff wins (Pistons/Magic only 2 teams with less) and 2 playoff appearances (Kings/Hornets only 2 teams with less) The Bulls suck and should be viewed as a bottom tier franchise in the NBA as long as Jerry Reinsdorf owns the team
This is exactly how I saw a Stu Feiner eulogy going. One in a million. Rest in Peace to the Godfather, Howie @StuartFeiner
Unbelievable!! A black hockey player??!
Unbelievable!! A black hockey player??!
I'm making a gift basket for my friend's birthday this weekend. This is what adults do.
Jordan was underpaid for years but made millions in endorsements. Caitlin Clark will make more than most NBA players on endorsements during her career.
With everything going on in the world today. It's important to remember IT'S ALMOST SUMMER.
We are at war. By " we" I mean my body & what I am eating.
I have information that may lead to some of the best sandwiches in Chicago no one knows about. I first need to eat at least 3 of them tonight. Report back tomorrow
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You can beat 99% of people by …preparing the night before …showing up early …leaving only when the job is done right …remembering peoples names …following up …improving one thing each time It’s not about being fancy. Doing the basics every time is what makes you advanced.
The daily reports made a comeback @BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente
he should have left it alone 🐓
8 PM Central. rumble.com/c/JerryAfterDa…
Here is the slate. This may take me a year but it’ll be something I’ll tell the grandkids about. Tonight we got Pac-Man.
Can’t believe I sold against Greg Olsen. I’m sick to my stomach.
The olive bar at the grocery store is the loneliest place in the world. I’ve never seen a single soul there.
Day 239-247: 35 weeks in! Weight update: 185.2 LBS. Down from 300 LBS peak weight. 115 LBS down since August 25th, 2023. Finding success in maintaining my current weight while upping calories & mixing in rest days from the gym. The journey continues. Love you guys 🫶
Day 232-238: 34 weeks in! Weight update: 183.4 LBS. Down from 300 LBS peak weight. 117 LBS down since August 25th, 2023. Confession: I had a cheat meal last weekend. I ate a hot dog on Sunday (with the bun). It rocked. Might do that again at some point. YOLO. Love you guys 🫶
@thechrisbader Get well soon!!
BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis allegedly met privately this morning in Miami.
Most people never start making money because they can’t even admit that they suck. They stay stuck in the delusion that they somehow have an amazing product that no one wants and no one talks about. If you were the best, you’d be making money. So. You’re not. Now work.
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
And suddenly I need it to be college football season again
You’re not overwhelming people with value…you’re just overwhelming them.
I have no choice but to ride
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Four Years No alcohol today! Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life son! #IGBAGS
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