Gil T @the_gt_funk

This character in 280 or fewer. Senior Copywriter at @thevariablelab lookwhatgildid.com Raleigh, NC Joined March 2011

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

10 months ago

Forever walking my precious little girl in a stroller and waving to sweet old ladies while listening to something absolutely insane on my AirPods.

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

11 months ago

Artwork is either named something like “Boy With Hat” or “The Clockmaker’s Gaze Into The Daunting Permanence of Time”

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

11 months ago

Best movie villain? Owen Wilson in Meet the Parents.

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

12 months ago

Recruiters are always like, "Sorry to hear you aren't interested in this job. If you know someone who is, I'd be grateful if you sent them my way and did my entire job for me, thanks!"

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These Fabletics ads kill me. Spokesperson Kevin Hart ($$$) tells you you're paying too much for gym shorts, so you need to pay money to join his special clothing club, so you can save money on them. Seems like a lot. I think $20 at TJ Maxx will do just fine.

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

a year ago

Why do we only put citrus in water? Like what if I want savory water with half an onion in there?

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a year ago

Almond butter is like…what if we took peanut butter and made it awful?

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a year ago

Real renaissance men let the Trailer Park Boys intro play all the way through

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a year ago

There’s zero chance other countries run TV ads for joining the military.

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

a year ago

I hear the eunuch club is accepting non-members

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a year ago

The end of every alcohol ad is like “Please remember to enjoy our toxic poison responsibly.”

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

a year ago

There's nothing more humbling than moving a former favorite headline into the "Things not to do" section of brand guidelines.

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

a year ago

"Hurry, tickets won't last long!" Then why are you buying ads for an event that will surely sell out, my guy? 🤔

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

a year ago

Alright who literally wrote a kids song called “Hey Diddle Diddle”

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

a year ago

UNC didn’t make the tourney. Duke is looking scary. Rodgers is heading to the Jets. Arsenal lose two key players in a shootout loss. Your boy is down bad.

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

a year ago

The worst part about all these transfers and one-and-dones in college bball is that I don’t get enough time to develop a deeply rooted hatred for Duke players.

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

a year ago

Client asks for a simple one-sheeter* *Built as one continuous-scroll PDF that ends up being the equivalent of six pages

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Gil T @the_gt_funk

a year ago

I just read "ungrateful POS" as "ungrateful point of sale"

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a year ago

The Murdaugh saga is the book Pat Conroy never wrote.

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a year ago

The haters don’t wanna see me rank every Cocomelon song from best to worst and provide rationale for my decisions

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Don’t like my peaches, don’t shake my tree

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Han @YellawoodHan

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@SameOldVols Now we’re onto something

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a day ago

This Tyler was on the way to becoming the greatest country artist of all time

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Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox

3 days ago

there's only one thing that brought these three people together..

Fascinating @fasc1nate

4 days ago

Jack Nicholson, Carrie Fisher & Rick James sometime in the 80’s

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I Think You Should Leave FC @ityslfooty

2 days ago

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Av @aviv_lavi

3 days ago

Crying 😭😭😭

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The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy

2 days ago

HT: Tottenham (1.01) 0-3 (0.85) Arsenal

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Vikki Ross @VikkiRossWrites

4 days ago

*Chef’s kiss* #CopywritersUnite

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I Think You Should Leave FC @ityslfooty

3 days ago

Bayer Leverkusen

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see schrader @Deers1

2 weeks ago

“Apology accepted.”

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I Think You Should League Pass @nbaleave

3 weeks ago

NBA @NBA

3 weeks ago

Allen Iverson leads the unveiling of his new statue 🤩

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ADWEAK @adweak

3 weeks ago

BREAKING: "Skip Ad" Outperforms All Other CTAs Combined, According To New Report

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Maddie @MaddieMovies

3 weeks ago

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Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda

4 weeks ago

You fuckin Prop Joe?

Let’s hear it for Eric Cartman 😂 @_mimitaughther

2 years ago

Sometimes you gotta spoil your man ☺️

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James. @afcjxmes

3 weeks ago

Arsenal are facing Bayern Munich in the Champions League quarter finals while top of the Premier League competing against Pep & Klopp. Arteta changed our lives.