Stuart @tenderstuart
King of Prestwich & maker of Corn Flakes by day, Cumbrian, squash-playing rugby league fan by night... Manchester Joined February 2009-
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@Jamesta32842014 @anon_opin Not hating... That's the whole point xx
@anon_opin Storm lash them..... Less space required, and still serving their purpose....
@SalfordCCHelp No queue southbound on Littleton Rd , but a 20 minute queue northbound at 17.00 It's either not being controlled manually, or not being controlled well enough. Langley Rd is the same this evening too.....
@SalfordCCHelp The closure of Frederick Rd + roadworks on Littleton Rd & Agecroft have made travel through the Irwell Valley a nightmare! (Oasis tonight!?). Could the flow of traffic through the traffic lights be controlled manually by Electricity NW to help ease congestion during rush hour?
@BuryCouncil Hopefully it won't take 6 months, like the time it has taken since it was first reported......
@anon_opin Bit like the clowns who say Lake Windermere..... It's just Windermere, the clue is in the 'mere' bit...
We.Told.You.So. Tip of the iceberg. Lives ruined. Jobs lost. Enemies emboldened. And so much more.
@90sfootball So good, they named him twice
@anon_opin That he nicked from the Kiwis....
@cllralanquinn from traffic cones, to a pair of ducks today...... Any chance that the 'pond' and swamps left by @FestwichFest, in St Mary's park, will be sorted anytime soon? It's been 9 months since the festival took place!!??
@anon_opin Pretty sure the Fat Controller was involved....
Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.
@Umatron @anon_opin I'd dump Tebay, head on to Jct40, and hit up Cranston's...
@EnvirotechFM @KlintSugi @anon_opin It really is...I drive through it every day, to a different bit of Manchester. I have one Salfordian child, and a Mancunian one, and both could lay claim to both cities,...xx
@anon_opin The Fall are fucking gash, ignore Frank Skinner (even though he's ace most of the time)
@anon_opin Moved our washer & dryer into the spare room, a couple of weeks ago.... Works a treat, and extra space in the kitchen now!
@cllralanquinn Is there any more to come .... Looks like they've thrown down a bit of grass seed, and had a roller out, but there's still ruts and divots across the park, and not a sign of any new top soil...??
@cllralanquinn what are the plans to return St Mary's park to standard, following Festwich? I fear a roller,and a few grass seeds won't cut it this year...
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36 Followers 427 Following Electrician, from Whitehaven. moved away for about 6-7 years, then moved back. Full circle. Have 3 kids & love them more than anything.
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31K Followers 105 Following Mountain loving ultra-runner, vet and mum of two. Co-founder of The Green Runners and ambassador for Into Ultra.
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970 Followers 188 Following Local Labour Councillor in Prestwich. Cabinet Member for the Environment and Climate Change. Retired Aircraft Engineer.
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1.8M Followers 0 Following A “mordant celebration of British mediocrity” according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context. Blocked by John Cleese.
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