Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley
Porthcawl, Wales Joined April 2009-
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@bennyjohnson We will just wait until you’ve shot each other up and then rock up. Your civilians are good at it but your military are at another level
@vapelawguy @MLShater That’s why your country is a shit hole and a joke to the rest of the world
@IKEAUK placed an order for collection at co op for Thursday last week still not there 🤷♂️what’s the point in paying for delivery if you’re not going to bother?
@ItsBiggyBoy @grok Why are all the replies etc hidden @grok
@RoyalMail hi sent multiple items Friday one of which is Royal Mail • MZ504567957GB. All others showing as delivered Saturday - this one shows as not even being scanned yet, despite it being handed over to postman at same time. Where is it? How do I get this resolved asap?
@BarclaysUKHelp hi my Barclays app has this evening removed my business accounts. My personal accounts still show. I’ve not added or removed anything. Separately I have had emails to say a few direct debits have been cancelled. What’s going on?
@wesstreeting Almost as embarrassing as quitting a government ministerial role to run for leader for only 4% of the membership to want you 🤣🤣🤣
@Muntu87 @wesstreeting Literally the most unlikeable politician in the labour party
@OMG_ITS_NDABA @OwenMcInto68114 @7_rugby24 @JNPhillips4 So because he’s not played professionally his opinions are invalid? How does that work? Every ex pros opinion is to be treated as superior? What about semi pros? What about people who only played a couple of pro games? It all gets a bit silly doesn’t it?
@AndyGoode10 Andy you were a mediocre player who was only a cult hero because you didn’t look like a typical rugby player. Squidge is widely regarded as an expert even though he’s not played at a decent level. Your one eyed take is about as binary as Ben Kay using the phrase “bite in”
BREAKING: A beer was thrown at President Trump during a press conference this afternoon in Washington. Trump was unharmed. Since the beer was a draft,... he was able to dodge it.
@EricLDaugh Big talk from a president who shit his nappy on live telly
You can't flee to Dubai to avoid being taxed fairly, then expect the country you Deliberately deprived of your taxes to fund your return. No, no, no...
@piersmorgan Try this ….. a most fitting description of the @POTUS orange cunt
@GoodwinMJ Trump has belittled the uk, treated our armed forces with contempt and is nothing more than a sex pest, a pedo protector and a narcissist. Why do we want to bum chums with him?
@elonmusk Fuck off Elon you’re so weird even Epstein and his nonce crew didn’t want you
@ANTHONYBLOGAN @FfsHibs “So called Tourette’s sufferer”? Why are Americans so aggressively thick?
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