Steven Lee @steveleehumour
This is my attempt at being funny. Enjoy life - cause it's too short to be anything but happy. linktr.ee/steveleeart 49.033582,-122.800742 Joined July 2009-
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It's time for House Democrats to stop putting up with MAGA Republican nonsense and put together a governing coalition. I recently wrote about how they can do just that. bit.ly/45qr3sV
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Hi @elonmusk I know you are a fan of a show I did called #BattlestarGalactica. I’m thrilled you loved our little show. We’re all really proud of it. I see you’re bringing AI to twitter. I would encourage you to have a rewatch of BSG. #SoSayWeAll
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I wonder what Jerry’s Final Thought was… #RIPJerrySpringer #RIPJerryJerryJerry #JerrySpringer #JerryJerryJerry youtu.be/i7h0mIy6Jho
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With the passing of the second Elizabethan age, now behinds the third age of Chucky.
I admit, I was a little disappointed to discover that the trending hashtags #QueenDildo and #PrinceOfPegging have absolutely nothing at all to do with one another. 🥺🥺🥺
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Found a quote by Star Wars’s Emperor Palpitations, speaking about Order 69, which he described as: “…a pathway to many positions some consider to be unnatural.”
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Why do we pronounce Christmas like it’s about my friend Christopher, and not like how we say Christ as in Jesus Christ… or Chr-eye-st? Like, Merry Chr-eye-stmas everyone!
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Message to NDP: The political centre is not a leper. Defeating Smith, requires less socialism and more pugilism. @nenshi is a masterful communicator - In any debate when Smith does her patented poking, Nenshi won't be choking. He'll be returning fire. calgaryherald.com/news/politics/…
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@Alyssa_Milano Ha, I am sure these are the same people complaining or questioning you, who think nothing of the fact that the supposedly “billionaire” Trump solicits money for legal fees from blue collar folks, and embrace him for it.
I’m getting media inquiries about whether I have financially contributed to my son’s baseball team. I’ve paid for uniforms for the entire team and coaches, thrown bday parties and sponsor any kid who can’t afford monthly dues. The kids also do fundraising themselves—car washes,…
@Alyssa_Milano The fact that your haters expect you to pay for everything for the team is ridiculous, considering the whole point of being on a team is for them to learn how to work together towards a common goal They’re always going to find ways to tear you down, my Shero, & I love you for…
@Alyssa_Milano It’s unreal, right away, just because you’re an actress, people think you have to fund the entire thing. There’s not a damn thing wrong with your doing this. It’s a great example for the kids to see you as Alyssa the Mom, not Alyssa the actress. This world is overrun with/Karens!
This is what cognitive decline looks like. Witnessed it in my own family. I never joke about it. But the idea of giving this person the keys to the most powerful military & economic force on earth, has to be the world's worst joke.
Trump: Which is incapable of solvin’ even the sollest problem. We are an institute in a powerful death penalty. We will put this on
@Victorshi2020 Judge Kaplan's new class: "Courtroom Basics 101." Lesson of the day for Trump's lawyer: "How to Not Read Forbidden Documents." Maybe next, they'll cover "Why Gavels Aren't for High Fives." Kaplan: schooling lawyers one recess at a time.
Judge Kaplan has now forced a 15 minute break so Alina Hobbs can brush up on her law a little bit. Trial scheduled to be back in session around 3:30pm ET. We’ll see if Alina Hobbs understands the law a bit more…
This is going really badly for Alina Hobbs. There seems to be a basic lack of understanding of how trials work and it’s absolutely embarrassing and pathetic. Judge Kaplan isn’t amused in the least bit either and he is doing a great job keeping the court in order and under control
Whoa. Judge Kaplan just took Trump’s lawyer to school after she failed to understand she can’t read a document not in evidence out loud, saying, “We are going to take a break & you're going to refresh your memory about how you get a document in.” Brutal. Judge Kaplan is so good.
@Victorshi2020 @beers_s Exactly
Hope the media will make this clear. Voters deserve to know House Republicans simply aren’t engaged in good-faith discussions around the border. It’s all about making this issue a wedge issue in 2024 and we must be loud and clear about that. This is why we must vote them out. End
There we have it. “Speaker” Mike Johnson just admitted on Fox that he is consulting with Donald Trump over the border package. House Republicans are all owned by Donald Trump. They don’t actually care about securing the border. It’s all about politics. Full stop.
@FreedomFan88 @ChuckCallesto It would make more sense that he released it the first time though. He dismantled the agency that handled disease outbreaks. He is afraid of losing and wants to look like a hero. Him and his family lots of money in China. He is in love with Xi.
@Garygra09038524 @DiedSuddenly_ Omg. No. It is not the vaccine. Jeeze.