Tobias Fünke @statsare98

Betting on coaches who chew tobacco and teams that don't need 'analytics' to run a simple pick-and-roll. If it wasn't a stat in '98, I'm fading it. Joined April 2020

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Tobias Fünke @statsare98

5 days ago

@VivaLaStool @wakeupbarstool @Katiemoneygrabz @Jerrythekid21 @barstoolsports @TBob53 @MacrodosingPod @PFTCommenter @clubtrillion This should be a fireable offense for being such an asshole on live tv What was that?

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6 days ago

@askconradzen @RichardHeartWin You’re a fraud

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6 days ago

@RealChalamet Having to pay for your finals tickets in Kalshi funds lmao

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Tobias Fünke @statsare98

a week ago

@Variety “Disagree” There’s no fucking way she believes he was a central part of the show.. lmao

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Tobias Fünke @statsare98

a week ago

Is Richard Heart going to save his own chain?

PulseVision @pulsevisionus

a week ago

I have all adresses from the dumper now. 779m pHex left 295m eHex left. I will keep you updated here and on TG PulsevisionUS with fast alerts!

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Trident True @TridentTrue

a week ago

Really interesting hearing Jerry explain through the piggyback and why Luis couldn’t go to the bullpen.

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if $HEX doubles 12 times from this bear market bottom (like it did in 2021 bull), we're going to see: bottom = $0.00077 $0.0015 $0.003 $0.006 $0.012 $0.02 $0.049 $0.09 $0.19 $0.39 $0.78 $1.57 $3.15 You're not bullish enough. $HEX $PLS

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FastingGod @fastinggodd

2 weeks ago

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Tobias Fünke @statsare98

2 weeks ago

Hen do we get rich sir?

Richard Heart @RichardHeartWin

2 weeks ago

flexed on this boomer today stonks huh? have fun staying rich HFSR

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Tobias Fünke @statsare98

2 weeks ago

@LibertySwapFi Got another five milly today Let’s ride

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Tobias Fünke @statsare98

2 weeks ago

Did you ever think $HEX would be down to a sub $50M market cap?

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Tobias Fünke @statsare98

2 weeks ago

@RichardHeartWin Your ecosystem?

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Trident True @TridentTrue

2 weeks ago

Oh the biggest scumbag in baseball made it obvious? Wasn't that asshole suspended like, last week?

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Tobias Fünke @statsare98

2 weeks ago

Everyone crying about Space X is actually making me think $135 a share is now a must buy.

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2 weeks ago

@__alpoge__ Regulatory capture pitch before an IPO yawn

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Tobias Fünke @statsare98

2 weeks ago

This company continues to scare everyone into thinking we need regulation, which conveniently they are leading, working on cutting out competition and filling their pockets before an IPO. They’re full of shit.

Anthropic @AnthropicAI

2 weeks ago

Our internal data shows Claude is accelerating AI development—a possible path to recursive self-improvement, or AI autonomously building a more capable successor. It’s happening faster than we thought, and the implications deserve greater attention. anthropic.com/institute/recu…

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Tobias Fünke @statsare98

2 weeks ago

Finally some damn news on Richard

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2 weeks ago

Why would any retail investor buy this?

The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter

2 weeks ago

BREAKING: SpaceX plans to sell approximately 555.6 million shares at $135 per share in its upcoming IPO, according to new SEC filings. At that price, the offering would raise $75 billion, making it the largest IPO in history by a wide margin. This would value SpaceX at $1.77