Not fast, just furious. @slowandmad
I post relatable or chaotic things. Turn on notifs. Joined October 2020-
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My interaction with an UberEats driver
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Heavy is the ass that farts
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Hate this
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woman drinking wine with her dog, persia, 16th century
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fuck yeah, gravy hot tub tonight, bitches!
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Absolute queen shit. Legend.
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my compliments to the jeff
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@Jose1Pino food is a gateway drug to pooping, be careful
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what did people do before pooping?
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