Ryan @slammin40s420
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This is 9/11 for the dumbest guys you went to high school with
This is 9/11 for the dumbest guys you went to high school with
This is what I aspire to be later in life
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My favorite thing about the future is that eventually people like this are going to outnumber those with logic and reasoning.
My favorite thing about the future is that eventually people like this are going to outnumber those with logic and reasoning.
Watching this Detroit Tigers offense make Martin Perez look like a Cy Young candidate
Watching this Detroit Tigers offense make Martin Perez look like a Cy Young candidate
Last 10 years of the Detroit Tigers
Being this retarded is so badass
Being this retarded is so badass
Top off your gas tank??? Pause.
Top off your gas tank??? Pause.
This Detroit Tigers offense is putrid but I’d much rather have pitching to build around than hitting.
Hilarious that the right freaks out about condensation from jet engines but are totally cool with this.
Hilarious that the right freaks out about condensation from jet engines but are totally cool with this.
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Buddy, I got news for you. Going up the stairs freak style is not helping you drive your point home.
Buddy, I got news for you. Going up the stairs freak style is not helping you drive your point home.
How I feel after laying concrete in my basement, fixing my dryer, and hanging multiple curtain rods in my new house.
I think Lions fans will have a collective PTSD when hearing “Situation” by Yazoo after that dropped pass on 4th and 2. That’s when I realized it was all over.
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A Carolina man through and through Nah ima love Youngin on the team 😂
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Cooper DeJean when the Eagles ask him to guard Tyreek Hill with no safety help
this is how i stand at the bar when i don’t have a drink
Chargers HC Jim Harbaugh on last night’s selection of Joe Alt over the top WRs in this draft: “I know the question is gonna come up about weapons….We look at offensive lineman as weapons.”
Cornering the market #NFLDraft | @MizzouFootball
it’s genuinely abuse to make jamaal charles stupid ass read out kingsley suamataia, he couldn’t even say 63rd
- Negative drip - Absolutely zero aura - Lives in a log cabin in Minnesota - Only wears quarter-zip pullovers - Bio says 'Isaiah 6.8 Football & Fishing Yeah bro is about to be a sure fire Hall of Famer
So fuckin sick of men farting in the club and it smells like they need to go to the hospital
He fits perfectly in Boston