Mitch @skwitchell

neurodivergent Casual lifter, hobby carpenter, frequent gardener, newly photographer and an average 10pin bowler. Oregon Joined February 2019

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Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons

2 months ago

Yeah, you know how we were confused for a hotel? Same thing.

Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody

2 months ago

Christina Koch, one of the Artemis astronauts, is also an actress in Mad Max: Fury Road. You’re watching a movie.

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@ubokudom10 @druski @balllcoach That's Erika Kirk, the actress/comedian starring in Druski's satirical skit. She's playing the over-the-top "conservative woman" character across all those scenes—patriotism, faith, organic everything, and the podium bit. Spot-on performance for the laughs! 😂

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Mitch @skwitchell

3 months ago

This uber smells like that no deodorant/natural deodorant dude that wears toe shoes in the gym

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derek guy @dieworkwear

3 months ago

John Horton @johnjhorton

3 months ago

Guy in airport security line with pit bull service animal; what service does it provide?

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

3 months ago

This is Cannoli. He shows up in almost every Facebook Marketplace ad placed by his human. He often overshadows the items for sale, some of which are cut off entirely. He seems mostly on board with modeling, but we're curious about his grudge against the pancake griddle. 13/10

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🌱 stick 🌱 @briggityboppity

3 months ago

Broke Boy Never Young Again🌵 @idiotavenue

3 months ago

Blueberries on a fucking grilled cheese oh my god. Get over yourself

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Magills @magills_

3 months ago

Man goes to the doctor, “Doc, I’m depressed. I keep banging women in their early 20s and I can’t stop.” Doc says, “the Foo Fighters are in town. Go to their concert and take your mind off of all the hot 20 somethings you keep banging.” The man says, “but Doc, I am Foo Fighters.”

Rolling Stone @RollingStone

3 months ago

Dave Grohl said he has been going to therapy "six days a week" and discussed the reaction to his admission of infidelity in a new interview. More: rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…

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Hugo @itsdhugo

3 months ago

@marenyearly Chappell when the little girl smiled at her

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W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94

3 months ago

Ratatouille-maxxing with your significant other

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3 months ago

a relationship where we make every moment enjoyable and fun

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Mitch @skwitchell

3 months ago

@astr0l0gyjunkie Mercury-Neptune/uranus here and Sorta? Like I read it and start imagining what I’m reading and head off into la-la land and continue looking at the words, but don’t actually consume what I’m reading lol.

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Mitch @skwitchell

3 months ago

@aestheticsguyy @DarlinSincerest

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William J @oood

3 months ago

Yay!!

William J @oood

3 months ago

Hope the 130 degree angle I ordered shows up okay!!

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Mitch @skwitchell

3 months ago

You tell’n me it came through the galussy?

Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday

3 months ago

BREAKING🚨: A mysterious force just smashed through the Milky Way without light heat or warning leaving scientists stunned by what it could be.😮

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Mitch @skwitchell

3 months ago

Like I don’t even have to talk to anyone and I might have found someone that fits my needs? Well what I think they are. Sick! (Enthusiastic but with tired notes)

Mitch @skwitchell

3 months ago

Switched to a new primary care doc and she sent me a message sometime last week on mychart after looking at my phq depression screening and suggesting I check out this website: psychologytoday.com/us

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Mitch @skwitchell

3 months ago

@SurrendertoVi @TechBaeAsh

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Mitch @skwitchell

3 months ago

Getting better care in 1 week with a new doc vs the care I was getting with my old doc is just… 🧍‍♂️ Tiring. I was seeing him at least 3x a year btw

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Mitch @skwitchell

3 months ago

Switched to a new primary care doc and she sent me a message sometime last week on mychart after looking at my phq depression screening and suggesting I check out this website: psychologytoday.com/us

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† 𝖒𝖎𝖓 @wastedwannabe

3 months ago

i don't abuse substances. i treat them very nicely actually because they r expensive

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Ash 👩🏾‍💻 @TechBaeAsh

3 months ago

Now let’s take it up a notch. Where are my ADHDers that screenshot the screenshot when they randomly see it in their phone again to move it up in hopes of you utilizing it sooner since you never did the first time you screenshot it?! I AM YOU.

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3 months ago

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.