stewie @skins001
Music making, snark, IP, molecular biology, philosophy, things. Other things. More things. Accepts gin as payment. Baltimore, MD Joined September 2009-
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What’s an album you Fucking love but can’t stand the rest of their catalog?
Gunnar wearing Holliday shirt is so cute! Let’s go @Orioles!
I am pretty good at figuring things out and and cannot figure out how to order @Orioles postseason tix w/o a Birdland pass. Help!
I always wondered why people Xweet really personal things. Think I t’s 2-fold. They want replies (emotional support) and just want to get it out of their system. So here goes: I’m taking my daughter to college tomorrow. It’s really hard. I’ll miss that amazing girl dearly.
The number of times I see this on a weekly basis confirms I am a failed father. They’re (very young) adults.
GIVEAWAY TIME: if the Orioles land one of the following three players, I will give away a pair of tickets to an Os game this season in my seats to one lucky fan that RT’s this. Happy Deadline Day: Blake Snell Josh Hader Justin Verlander
Amazing show last night @ottobuddy with @musichorsegirl @lifeguard_band. Nice to see the young'ins rocking out like us old heads used to.
This is why I can’t leave the bird. Every once in a while…magic happens.
This is why I can’t leave the bird. Every once in a while…magic happens.
0-3 on O’s games this year. They should pay me to stay home.
Goin' to the game, I'm goin' to the game. Goin' to the game, I'm goin' to the game.
RT and reply with a screenshot of your ballot for a chance to win a signed Adley Rutschman jersey! ⭐️: mlb.com/vote
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Made it in time for the shirt! Holliday time. Let's go O's!
🚨Giveaway 🚨If Jackson Holliday hits a HR today I will give 1 lucky person who likes and follows a Holliday jersey of your choice! (Must be following to enter) #birdland
Finished! My latest painting, “Expectancy”
🚨Giveaway 🚨If Jorge Mateo hits a HR today I will give 1 lucky person who likes and follows a Mateo jersey of your choice! (Must be following to enter) #birdland
A chicken sitting on a mailbox on a Friday night while someone sits scared in their car is why I love this part of South Baltimore.
Someone in the O’s group chat asked recently why we all like baseball, my reply this morning was… ‘Last night when it was heavily snowing & @kevinnbrown was halfway through showing the camera a footlong hotdog topped with pierogi’s & he shouted ‘What even is this sport?!’😆❄️🌭
KEVIN AND BEN HAVE THE DOG. I REPEAT, THEY HAVE THE DOG @kevinnbrown @realbenmcdonald ‘We have a footlong hotdog and it’s snowing’ 😂😂😂
@annvandersteel @Michael4FL @LeeCoREC @JennerTara Ann, I don’t think “you all are gonna bust it to MAGA” means what you think it means.
Some of the British @Orioles contingent watching the win at @passyunkavenue last night as part of the amazing @MLBUKCommunity meet ups! ⚾🇬🇧
Watch the video for Funeral For Justice here - youtu.be/gwRgJ66ylpU?si…
Need some revenue earners to join me in committing to donate all revenue to charity. This is found money. Do some good with it
My Twitter Ad Revenue for January is going to be donated to the Blount County (TN) Special Olympics. The Blount County Parks Department, which manages the Special Olympics, was kind enough to let the Three Year Letterman web series be filmed there. Please consider donating.
Earth.
What are you starting to dislike more as you get older?
The @NatlAquarium knows how to send good vibes to the @Ravens before the AFC Championship this upcoming Sunday. 🐠
Doing some (ahem) QC at @RacersCafe, “Primrose Hill” best bitter doing very nicely thank you very much 😉
@ielts_and_more @cleanandgritty OK this reply is very helpful! x.com/skins001/statu…
@iproposethis investopedia.com/articles/01/06… Read the above, then click on APR, read that, then compounding. Your statement's interest rate isn't exactly the APR divided by 12; they divide the APR by 365, then multiply it by the number of days of your statement. Investopedia is great.
Just got a bunch of O's tickets ordered with our Birdland Flex membership and I'm getting excited! Let's go O's! Can't wait.
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