Shan @shannondoe
As an absolute minimum, at least I will laugh at my jokes.... she/her Waterloo, Ontario Joined June 2009-
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Today my boss told me that she hired me because of my laugh. This actually isn't the first time that a boss has told me that...
I am the queen of putting an item away in "a safe and logical place" and never finding that item ever again.
It's sad how much effort I put into crafting the perfectly worded & detailed email, just for people to not read it and reply with questions that were answered in the initial email.
Want to fix our collapsing healthcare system? Let's start by: Paying. Nurses. What. They. Deserve.
I just got asked what grade I'm going into next year! I'm 29 years old! 😂
I just got a targeted advertisement for a set of 4 champagne glasses that cost over $1000, and all I could think was, "Wow. You targeted so so wrong."
You can (and should), unapologetically advocate for the Ukrainian people’s safety and peace AND you can call out the hypocrisy and racism on full display with the comparisons to other conflicts. They are not mutually exclusive. Let your sense of humanity be on full display.
It’s another morning in Ukraine and Russia still can’t advance in Kyiv 🇺🇦
During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.”
Remarkable speech. Addressed to the Russian people, it should also be heard everywhere.
Hints for those commenting on invocation of Canada's emergency legislation: 1) This law was passed relatively recently, 1988. It is explicitly subordinate to Canada's charter of rights. It replaced the much more draconian emergency laws that were invoked in 1914, 1939, and 1970
Seeing what's happening in Windsor and Ottawa, I'm worried, for the first time in this thing, that real power is slipping away from elected politicians. It looks like there is no will by the police to enforce court orders and do their duty.
While #Ottawa’s under siege, think about how we got here. It isn’t by chance. We gave way too much air time to vaccine hesitancy (while most Canadians stepped up - indeed, hunted - for vaccine) and too little thought to the ties between antivaxx movements and the far-right. 🧵
Dr Juni just said he would estimate Ontario is still experiencing approximately 30,000 infections daily based on wastewater study. 😳
If anyone has any doubts about the real motives of the foreign-financed Canadian trucker protest, you might find this enlightening. #TruckersGoHome #GoHomeConvoy #GoFundMe #cdnpoli #TruckersConvoy2022
I’m watching women skate around the ice at 100 miles an hour wearing masks. Please tell me again how you can’t possibly wear a mask while you put frosted flakes in your shopping cart.
This weekend we saw two ways to fly the maple leaf. One used our flag to complain about wearing masks in stores, and harassing those who do. The other involved wearing our flag and an N95 mask, without complaint, for an entire Olympic hockey game, snd still kicking butt.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Ottawa is a city in Ontario and Doug Ford is the Premier of Ontario, not Justin Trudeau.
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