Waitress Life @serverstress
No, you cannot. Restaurants Joined July 2014-
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Just because you're fucking old does NOT give you the right to tip me 5 cents on a $57.70 bill. I hope your hip gives out. #serverstress
When the new girls says "it's busy & we're understaffed" and reality is it's steady and she's just slow as shit @ServerRant1 @serverstress
Was it more effort to lift a top shelf bottle with your hourly wage ass? No. Fuck off. #bartenderrant
And hypothetically, if one server sold 20 Tito drinks and another sold 20 well vodka, shouldn't they tip the same? #bartenderrant
Like, mad respect to bartenders. But I pick up after YOUR customers that tip YOU. YOU use the shit WE fill... Sooooo? #fuckyou
Dear bartender, Yes. I know my liquor sales are astronomical and I'll have to tip you all my money. No need to remind me, cunt. #fuckyou
Customer: "what are your sides" Me: (lists off 11 sides NONE OF WHICH ARE RICE) Customer: I'll have the rice. Me: 😒
Customer: "what's your vegetable today?" Me: "zucchini and summer squash steamed together." Customer: "do you have asparagus?" Me: 😒😳
#youknowyoureaserverwhen you have ABYSMAL service and still tip 25% because you've "had those days"
Sorry we have no free tables & you're forced to sit your GIANT ASS at a high top. I didn't do this to you. So don't act like its my fault.
Oh, you are a stickler inquisitor about gluten items on the menu? ENJOY YOUR GLUTEN FILLED WHITE ZIN😡 #glutenchronicles #whitezinWHITETRASH
Yes! I'll gladly check that the items you want are gluten free for your "allergy"... Then serve you the Oktoberfest you ordered #GLUTENLIES
I just love greeting customers and having them respond with "I'm really sick. What's your soup?" #QuarantineYoSelf #BeGone
Drunk customers in the bar discussing politics... #RedNeckCity #SendHelp #YouSoundLikeAnAsshole
Why the fuck would you order a bottle beer that is on draft if you want to pour it into a glass anyway?
I love going to other restaurants and sitting by service bar. Hearing other servers complain about asshats makes me feel less alone ✌🏼️
A Conversation: Me: "Hello! I'm..." Customer: (abruptly interrupts while NOT making eye contact) "What are the specials?"
We all have that coworker that will NEVER cover shifts, but asks everyone to cover theirs. #hahaNO #ServerStress
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