Sel 'hand me the hacksaw' Dear @seldear
Australian, high priestess of cat, Jesus freak. Sydney, Australia Joined August 2007-
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One lesson that we Christians have not learned in the last +2,000 years is that Jesus had no political control over the Roman Empire and he still changed the world. We keep trying to change the world the way the Roman Empire did instead of the way Jesus did.
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Sel 'hand me the hacksaw' Dear retweeted
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