Desantis says his wife is being treated unfairly: “If she were a Democrat, she’d be on every fashion magazine. They would be making her to be the biggest deal.”
@RonFilipkowski Nothing screams “fashion magazine cover” like Cosplaying as a birthday party rent-a-Disney-princess. 😂
@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski Why does she have gloves on 🤪
@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski She’s gotta be sleeping with someone at Disney. Signaling to him 🙃 It’s the only rational answer.
@scotsandlit @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski She’s trying desperately to look like Jackie Kennedy
@scotsandlit @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski It is so 50’s
@scotsandlit @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski opera gloves in bright daylight
@scotsandlit @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski Because Jackie wore gloves. And southern belles still wear them. It’s very Stepford.
@scotsandlit @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski She bites her fingernails.
@scotsandlit @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski So she doesn’t have to touch the unwashed masses.
@scotsandlit @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski She doesn’t want to physically touch the peasants
@scotsandlit @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski To cover the warts all over her hands
@scotsandlit @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski So she won’t have to touch the plebes.