Sarcastic Dog @sarcasticdawg
How dogs impact our lives & how we can all learn from the incredible example they set when it comes to wagging our tails with uninhibited joy. ADOPT DON'T SHOP! sarcasticdog.com Kansas City, MO Joined April 2013-
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And, because 2021 decided that it could, indeed, suck more, after learning that at least three friends lost their homes in the Colorado fires yesterday, 2021 decided to top thing off by taking @BettyMWhite from us. 😔 x.com/i/events/14769…
A whole yard full of toys (and notice the basket of more toys in the upper right) and Finn decides to obliterate the sprinkler head! It is a good thing he’s cute! (I am painfully aware that this has become a weekly mantra 😜)
Happy #NationalDogDay from Piper (l) and Finn! 🐶 🥰
It rained last night. A lot. It’s mudfestpalooza over here. yay 😵💫. Finishing up a long yard work project. Sod can’t go in for another 6-8 weeks because it’s too hot. #happydog #DogsofTwittter #Pitbull #AdoptDontShop
Download chapter 1 of #ITakeMyCoffeeBlack by Tyler Merritt @TTMProject, the creator of the viral video Before You Call the Cops. Grab your copy at ctt.ec/6_rPV+ Then, preorder the hell out of Tyler Merritt’s book. It comes out in September.
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We have people scaling the Capitol, hitting Cap. Police officers with lead pipes, & we can't get bipartisanship. If we're going to take on China, rebuild the country, reverse climate change, we need two political parties living in reality & the Republican Party ain't one of them.
Oh, I can assure you, auto-correct, I definitely did NOT mean “It’s so ducking cold!”
Happy birthday @BettyMWhite!! Piper(r), Finn and I wish you the best! Hope it’s a great day of celebrating you!! 🐶 🎂 🍷
“@DesignationSix: Tucker Carlson Justifies Kyle Rittenhouse's murders. We need to boycott cable until they ban Fox News. We can also boycott their sponsors @Disney You ok with this Disney @hulu You ok with this ? @TivityHealth @SandalsResorts @amazon You ok with this ?
Powerful and painful. What could be possible if we just sat and talked to one another? Oh, and if we sang show tunes together?! Could be magical. Thank you @TTMProject
Powerful and painful. What could be possible if we just sat and talked to one another? Oh, and if we sang show tunes together?! Could be magical. Thank you @TTMProject
.@AOC: If you're calling for an end to unrest, but not calling out police brutality, not calling for health care as a human right, not calling for an end to housing discrimination, all you're asking for is the continuation of quiet oppression.
Piper has just about had it with this whole #shelteringinplace thing!
Piper: Get up and play with me! Me: It’s my first day off in 10 days. It’s been a little nutty with all the things going on... you know, with virus 🦠 and all...and getting things at the shelter in order.... also, it’s a little cold outside.... .. Pi… bit.ly/2WHFY2g
Enough already.
Meet Henry aka Hank aka The Hankster! This sweet boy was my #officefoster yesterday. . . After being abandoned with another dog on the shelter’s property, emaciated and with urine scalding and other cuts and sores, this boy is making an incredible recove… bit.ly/37Q5jtz
Happy 2020!! Wishing everyone a happy, peaceful new year filled with love, laughter and LOTS of puppy kisses! . . . #happynewyear #2020 #mustlovedogs #kansascitycanines #piperthepitbull #lilathelovabull #puppykisses #dontbullymybreed #officefosters #resc… bit.ly/35iMz3H
Rain, rain, go away... She’s been staring out the window at the #rain for 30 minutes. She blames me. ☔️ 😜 . . . #piperthepitbull #adoptdontshop #rainyday #kansascitycanines #mustlovedogs #dontbullymybully #apbt #endbsl #pitbull #rednosepitbull #oneey… bit.ly/2Q4vJRL
Piper is not shy about sharing her general disappointment/irritation with me after hearing that it’s going to be 30 degrees cooler tomorrow... . . #winteriscoming #fallcolors #piperthepitbull #mustlovedogs #adoptdontshop #endbsl #dogsofwaldo #dogskcmo #k… bit.ly/2ObbVdF
Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars
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Chewy @Chewy
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Peach&Versace @peach_versace
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Miracle Care @miraclecarepet
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Paw-Genix @pawgenix
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AgilePet @Agile_Pet
1K Followers 3K Following Handcrafted quality wood pet steps. Great for any age/size dog or household pet! Only on Etsy (oh, we also post pics of our pups and backyard creatures)
Vetprise @vetprise
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FIDO Pet Food Bank @FidoFood
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Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden
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Joe Biden @JoeBiden
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Jill Biden @FLOTUS
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497 Followers 628 Following ⌲ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ™ 🐶 ⌲ ɴᴏ ᴡʜᴇᴀᴛ, ɴᴏ ᴄᴏʀɴ, & ɴᴏ sᴏʏ 🌾 ⌲ ᴀʟʟ-ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ᴅᴏɢ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛs🌿 ⌲ ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴄʜɪᴄᴀɢᴏ 📍 ▼ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴛᴏ ғɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ
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Texas, y’all gotta elect this man @BetoORourke
Is anyone tired of Josh Hawley running memes yet? Yeah, me neither.
Speaks for itself, really. [Video ID: the video clip of Josh Hawley running from the Jan 6th mob set to the Benny Hill theme.] #HawlinAss
NEW Film 📺: Happy Friday everyone & happy #fridaymorning to Josh Hawley. Who knew loser Fistpump McRunpants could run so fast like McCarthy & House GOP running from Liz Cheney & Adam Kinzinger. Officer Fanone was not amused. #TrumpIsALaughingStock #January6thHearing #loser
HAPPY FRIDAY MISCREANTS! 🧵1/7 Today's Worst Persons In The World! (Each of them should be @HawleyMO but there were so many deserving faceplants. But - give the people what they want! First Dishonorable Mention: Josh Hawley and his new Running Man logo
Officer Fanone reacts to video of Congressman Josh Hawley cheering on - and then running away from - the attackers at the Capitol.
Here’s the video via @JCWhittington_
Who Josh Hawley thinks he is vs. who Josh Hawley REALLY is….. #January6thHearing #JoshHawleyRunning
There’s nothing quite like seeing fake tough neo-Nazi Josh Hawley going from throwing his fist up in support of insurrectionists to running away from them like a cowardly bitch.
i just want to thank the committee for taking the time to personally drag Josh Hawley for running away after he riled up the insurrectionists with his fashy fist in the air gesture. Run Josh, run! #January6thHearing
If "Senator" @HawleyMO were smart - and he's not - he would keep his scrawny ass running to Brazil tonight
NEW: Missouri Democrats are now planning a “Hawlin' Hawley” 5K race to mock Josh Hawley’s hypocritical cowardice. businessinsider.com/josh-hawley-5k…
Josh Hawley has become the nation’s favorite running joke.
Video of Josh Hawley running out of the Capitol.
Legend has it Josh Hawley is still running away to this day
Josh Hawley running away to a variety of soundtracks. Pt. 10: That’s All Folks!
Stephen: "There's really a lovely moment where they show [Hawley] running. Why do you think they did that?" @chrislhayes: "The value was the committee telling Josh Hawley to go F himself." #LSSC #LateShowLIVE
Josh Hawley firing up the rioters, then running for his life from them, then selling merch of him firing up the rioters is the perfect epitome of the lie Trump supporters are still selling about the insurrection
I think the clip of Josh Hawley running away, literally running away like a fucking coward AFTER inciting the mob should be played on continuous loop on every channel for the next two months. This goddamn traitor needs to be in prison for the rest of his life.
Seven seconds of Josh Hawley cowardice (forgive my loud AC) #January6thHearings
@HawleyMO #HawlinAss to "Running With The Devil"
Yesterday, neo-Nazi Josh Hawley was completely humiliated because he never thought a video clip of him running away like a wounded cartoon character from the same terrorists he put his fist up for would ever come to light. Every bully is a coward and he proves that. Scumbag.
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