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I saw a TikTok that said “If you were to write a book about your dad what would the last sentence be” and someone said “I was supposed to cry to you about lovers, I cried to lovers about you”. IM IN TEARS
BREAKING: every woman in your life now has at least a small crush on Volodymyr Zelenskyy and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
why indians go to foreign unis to study when we have so many great statues here???
Wo kitne sahi din hote the jab middle east mein bomb chal rahe hote the aur duniya normally apna kaam kar rahi hoti thi. Ab toh sab preshan se lag rahe.
This is what happens when you speak Hindi with a Punjabi guy 😆😆
I was teaching the girlfriend how to play gta v. I looked away for a few minutes and when I looked back, she had taken the car out of the city to get away from the "general chaos of metropolitan life" and was admiring some mountains. she really has her shit figured out man.
Each time a woman stands up for herself, without knowing it possibly, without claiming it, she stands up for all women. - Maya Angelou x.com/i/spaces/1mygn…
y’all have this weird distorted belief that attachment is inherently bad and it’s very annoying and tiring. i told my friend yesterday that i was sad that this guy i was talking to for months switched up on me and they said “that’s because you’re attached” like it was bad
usually when someone sets a boundary with you its because they actually want you around
someone once broke up with me because they “had a big crush on this random person at a party” and it made them realize they weren’t that attracted to me. I moved on and got married and years later found out that I married THE RANDOM PERSON AT THE PARTY!!!!! Lol suck it
the craziest thing abt being a kid is that u can go through the most traumatic night of ur life and you’ll just have to go to school the next day
happy jimin day!!
I’m never escaping this
All of us secretly wish we were English lit majors, don't we besties?😭😭😭
dil hai toota 💔
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Blocking him isn’t enough I need to watch his hairline recede
Got a reminder today of how grief has no statute of limitations and irrespective of how much time has passed or how strong the world perceives you to be, it can take decades to get over losing someone you love before time. And maybe you never actually do.
I saw a TikTok that said “If you were to write a book about your dad what would the last sentence be” and someone said “I was supposed to cry to you about lovers, I cried to lovers about you”. IM IN TEARS
BREAKING: every woman in your life now has at least a small crush on Volodymyr Zelenskyy and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
why indians go to foreign unis to study when we have so many great statues here???
Someone said Zelensky is doing in real life what US Presidents are shown to do in movies
Wo kitne sahi din hote the jab middle east mein bomb chal rahe hote the aur duniya normally apna kaam kar rahi hoti thi. Ab toh sab preshan se lag rahe.
If I studied for 15 hours everyday for 5 years I would too
Medical students are so annoying. They LITERALLY make their degree their whole personality.
This is what happens when you speak Hindi with a Punjabi guy 😆😆
The Organization of Economic Cooperation and Development is closing its office in #Moscow.
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Speech Putin has delivered can be called his ‘Akhand Russia’ declaration…
Waiting BCCI to cancel the world war to organise IPL.
I was teaching the girlfriend how to play gta v. I looked away for a few minutes and when I looked back, she had taken the car out of the city to get away from the "general chaos of metropolitan life" and was admiring some mountains. she really has her shit figured out man.
Each time a woman stands up for herself, without knowing it possibly, without claiming it, she stands up for all women. - Maya Angelou x.com/i/spaces/1mygn…
असलम खान को पाकिस्तान की बात पर अपनी देशभक्ति साबित करनी पड़ती है, सिमरनजीत सिंह को खालिस्तानी समर्थक नहीं होने का सबूत देना पड़ता है। लेकिन अंकित मिश्रा खुलेआम सुबह शाम हिंदू राष्ट्र की मांग करता है।
and even told me to just “not be attached” like bitch i’m fucking human and attachment is a normal human trait. being overly attached and codependent can be unhealthy yeah but when you think you have a genuine connection with someone and they start treating you like shit it hurts
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