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I feel terrible for this Marques guy. he has to review some of the shittiest products ever made, and whenever he does so, some lunatic who received $700 million from SoftBank is like “here’s a picture of you in the womb. what if you never got past your closed alpha stage?”
I feel terrible for this Marques guy. he has to review some of the shittiest products ever made, and whenever he does so, some lunatic who received $700 million from SoftBank is like “here’s a picture of you in the womb. what if you never got past your closed alpha stage?”
Omg @rihanna use your butt!!!
Oxtails are toxic and can cause hallucinations and acute halitosis for seven days after consumption. You're vibrationally low as hell if you eat oxtails or any variation of the sort. Please keep yourself safe!
Oxtails are toxic and can cause hallucinations and acute halitosis for seven days after consumption. You're vibrationally low as hell if you eat oxtails or any variation of the sort. Please keep yourself safe!
I’ve been watching so much curb your enthusiasm I think it has genuinely started to affect my speech patterns
nobody: people from ny: i live in new yawk. i have three roommates. two of dem are rats. we eat pizza fawh dinnuh every night. de rent? 4000 dollars a SECOND
I really miss them
does taylor not know that the wright brothers were born about 40 years later
does taylor not know that the wright brothers were born about 40 years later
the bubonic plague was popular too
the bubonic plague was popular too
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW COLD TODO WAS
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW COLD TODO WAS https://t.co/J5JPvDbGGd
Giancarlo Esposito was so broke before "Breaking Bad" that he considered arranging his own murder. "If I got somebody to knock me off, death by misadventure, [my kids] would get the insurance. I had four kids. I wanted them to have a life. It was a hard moment in time. I…
I don’t want to be at the vanguard of the movement or anything but I’ve noticed the word “retard” creeping back into usage as a synonym for “idiot” after 15 years in ableism exile, and I support it. It’s an enjoyable word to say. Has a nice sound to it.
Let's not forget that Charli XCX gagged Dr Luke in a song even before she was considered a major artist. She name dropped him without fear and continued to make better music than he could ever produce. We have to stan
Let's not forget that Charli XCX gagged Dr Luke in a song even before she was considered a major artist. She name dropped him without fear and continued to make better music than he could ever produce. We have to stan
if finding out that pharrell raised 60 million on his own for the IDF doesn’t make your blood boil, you should rethink your life choices
@mcuban Milk, you just violated HIPPA by publicly disclosing your tax information Delete this and stop embarrassing yourself
Like if you are retаrded, RT if you are a fаggоt
I can’t wait until this will be allowed with 9/11
I can’t wait until this will be allowed with 9/11
Ye to Kendrick and Pusha T in the group chat:
there should be a lottery but instead of money you win Hand Jobs..... Oh wait that already exists and it is called "LIFE"
oh noooooo i’m so scared of dev patel
oh noooooo i’m so scared of dev patel
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He said this out loud
The campus protest story is complicated. 1. Students have a right to protest. 2. But they're violating time/place/manner restrictions 3. Authorities have a right to remove 4. But some response has been excessive, leading to backlash. 5. None of this is meaningfully about Gaza.
Which diss track impressed you more on first listen? 🤔 Drake — Push Ups Kendrick Lamar — euphoria
Nah but Kendrick disarming '20-v-1' and flipping it to a '1-v-20' angle... that was masterful.
Brian Cox says he thinks the Bible is “one of the worst books ever”: “It’s Adam and Eve, I mean the propaganda goes right the way back — the Bible is one of the worst books ever, for me, from my point of view. Because it starts with the idea that… out of Adam’s rib, this woman…
This email goes so hard
YouTube is a ticket to the extraordinary One (really good) video turned Harvard student Wesley Wang into the youngest director in history to set up a movie at a major studio
Gunna reacts to Kendrick Lamar name dropping him on “Euphoria”
Me when oomf brings up tweets I wrote in a previous era
Im extremely torn on the idea of paid toilets On one hand, countries with paid toilets generally have like double the public toilets available, on the other, paying for public toilets is gonna make me a communist
[diane nguyen voice] our marriage is like a tennis ball. when it’s up, it’s up, and i feel like i’m flying. but when we’re down it’s like being slammed into the pavement. & i’m so tired of flinching from the racquet, mr. peanutbutter
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Jason Adam Katzenstein. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/hrPq8Xh
The chess move is every time he says nigga from now on you might think about it
We don’t talk enough about how these women lived in Miami and all they ever wore were sweaters and polyester.
We don’t talk enough about this fit of Dorothy’s.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
"So I George now!"
The photos from JFK campaigning for the West Virginia primary are some of my favourite political photos of all time
Kendrick just used a bar flip on dementia and Parkinson’s disease to tell J Prince he will kill his son and y’all niggahs on here talking about that ain’t it lmaooooo
this is so fucking lazy, it literally just forwards your text directly to ChatGPT from the client side with a little note that says "act like Alan Turing" lol.
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