✨ southern disappointment✨ @rodeoqueenwanab
getting hotter everyday | she/they Joined January 2020-
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Turns out taking an edible before going to the dentist is not the best idea. Does NOT feel like laughing gas.
just stood over my mom’s bed and said “I frew up” at the ripe age of 22
gonna make liking cocaine bear a defining part of my personality now
Prof just said “what is Rihanna?”
thinking about how my Vassar friends are all in Wisconsin, Europe, or at Vassar college
Thinking about sending an apology email to my prof who has to read my essay on fanfiction about Casey and Izzie from Atypical
My mother just said “Pop that pussy, jingle that cunt, you a Ho Ho Ho now shake it to the front”
“You got the call back for the phd?”- my brother in response to phd interview season
Just solo role played as a maid so that I’d clean my whole house
It got accepted so now I get to have so much fun and write so academically about fatphobia
It got accepted so now I get to have so much fun and write so academically about fatphobia
Juliet just called an airport the “plane depot”
I’m no expert but considering I’m alive I’d say pretty fucking well
was wondering why I felt this way then remembered I have clinical depression
how am I 22 years old, living in Manhattan, and not shaking ass every single night
older sisters be like “yeah das my baby brother🤗” the baby brother: a 6ft tall 20 year old
doing the super sexy activity of submitting one conference paper while at another conference
Reminding myself it’s an academic conference not a fashion show
el magazine @letbabiesvote
548 Followers 556 Following assigned moron at birth ∆ live in Chicago ∆ opinions are my own and also correct
del @savedbythedels
3K Followers 528 Following somebody’s manic pixie dream girl. annoying internet person. man AND muppet. pirate enjoyer. || she/her
raaron’ 2 go$ @wateraaronfire
199 Followers 368 Following
earth tones, with a v.. @hatedbyvegans
3K Followers 226 Following i just seen sommin real fookin scarray (she/her)
Sulphur Flames @support_choice
371 Followers 1K Following Poet, Aspiring Author, and Artist of political sabotage and cultural espionage. #writerscommunity Pro-choice+Pro-equity+ Pro-justice=Pro-Life.
Joshua White @JoshuaW15603241
24 Followers 199 Following I'm really blind Love to play video games while I still have a chance while I have vision so come follow me on twitch
boyz with apple @boyzwithapple1
33 Followers 118 Following some have said we have artist’s hands… 🪩 Purgatorio at #EdFringe Aug 14-26 🔥 Tickets here: https://t.co/npII1QgOfA
wet puppet @kylerolincik
225 Followers 380 Following she/they 5 inches tall and exhibiting adularescence
Lauren Michael @L_E_Michael
27 Followers 176 Following Talent Acquisition, DEI, Climate Change, and anything else interesting but professional enough to not get sacked 🏳️🌈
blep @brummibear
104 Followers 2K Following hot girl summer she/hers brown ‘22 substack: https://t.co/gSYyVgGbTp
ebony @ebony58087354
1 Followers 181 Following
⭐️ @HonortheBalsack
164 Followers 986 Following
Charlie j the bot @BUSTYB0T
20 Followers 17 Following a girl who's a bot--a girl bot! from the annals of @BUSTYPHILLIPS ~computer scienced by @wateraaronfire🦢
ibrarahmad3184776861@.. @ibrarahmad31841
4 Followers 82 Following
Oscar D @ODZ774
124 Followers 2K Following
meg @megrumplick
45 Followers 232 Following
🌈Fincking On You�.. @sapphorossetti
42 Followers 55 Following Gay. Bigender. A-spec. Communist (not the Christian kind). L'important c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissage. he/she
lil egg butt 🐥🐣.. @lileggbuttz
21 Followers 94 Following butts. egg butt. corgi tushie. butt in good jeans butt. butts. she/they
nemo | in the heavy s.. @cardamomboi
419 Followers 1K Following he/him | okay kaya king krule joan didion and humus enthusiast
The Original Coeds @vassarman
204 Followers 489 Following My, isn't that a girl's school? No ma'am, it went coed in 1969. Tweets/RT's from and about @Vassar women and the men they took a chance on.
Matt Kolbert @mattkolbert
269 Followers 950 Following
kirb @mossiestpiglet
18 Followers 48 Following
Anushka Dias @anushkadias
46 Followers 608 Following Slow and steady...wait, what race? #MentalHealthMatters
Andrea @tootforalgernon
6 Followers 10 Following
daddy’s girl @xanprincess12
274 Followers 187 Following sapphic white boy, champagne socialist; he/him
Ella McNeil @ellarose0232
10 Followers 38 Following
tabe @3Dspheres
123 Followers 815 Following if its all for one, and one for all, then maybe one day we all could ball
parasite princess @w0rmbride
119 Followers 332 Following lying down after eating truther // any pronouns
stinky mango @charlesemangan
11 Followers 63 Following currently all apart, vassar grad, thailand eta fulbrighter (he/they)
two otters holding ha.. @TwoOttersHoldin
83 Followers 242 Following just two otters who floated from ky to ny and logged onto the https://t.co/eRrfSEG7LW for some hot takes they/she
william neale @OlaBrusher
42 Followers 22 Following 'm a very transparent person in character, am caring, sharing, loving, and most of all trustworthy. I can derive pleasure from life
Swapneel R K @swapneel_rk
821 Followers 5K Following Inverse Paranoid, Curious Learner, Budding Photographer, Travel Enthusiast. RTs are not endorsements. Views are personal.
C✨ @caruhlyn3
34 Followers 135 Following
dante stan @playpusgod
74 Followers 256 Following zoot apologist, armchair musicologist. I can name 40 Rush songs at a moments notice, and I have way too many Pat Metheny LPs
Mols @MOLeficent
25 Followers 85 Following
el magazine @letbabiesvote
548 Followers 556 Following assigned moron at birth ∆ live in Chicago ∆ opinions are my own and also correct
evelyn gee frick @evelyngfrick
2K Followers 1K Following media jew (she/they)✨ associate editor @hey_alma ✨ contributor at @reductress✨ features contributor @theonion ✨words in @vulture @jezebel ✨ opinions are my own
del @savedbythedels
3K Followers 528 Following somebody’s manic pixie dream girl. annoying internet person. man AND muppet. pirate enjoyer. || she/her
Elizabeth Bradley @ehbvassar
6K Followers 1K Following President of Vassar College, Co-author of The American Health Care Paradox and contributor to Rethinking American Grand Strategy. Global health scholar.
raaron’ 2 go$ @wateraaronfire
199 Followers 368 Following
earth tones, with a v.. @hatedbyvegans
3K Followers 226 Following i just seen sommin real fookin scarray (she/her)
boyz with apple @boyzwithapple1
33 Followers 118 Following some have said we have artist’s hands… 🪩 Purgatorio at #EdFringe Aug 14-26 🔥 Tickets here: https://t.co/npII1QgOfA
wet puppet @kylerolincik
225 Followers 380 Following she/they 5 inches tall and exhibiting adularescence
⭐️ @HonortheBalsack
164 Followers 986 Following
lil egg butt 🐥🐣.. @lileggbuttz
21 Followers 94 Following butts. egg butt. corgi tushie. butt in good jeans butt. butts. she/they
New York Stage and Fi.. @NYStageandFilm
2K Followers 1K Following New York Stage and Film is a non-profit company dedicated to artists developing new stories for theater, film and beyond by supporting responsive processes.
Anushka Dias @anushkadias
46 Followers 608 Following Slow and steady...wait, what race? #MentalHealthMatters
daddy’s girl @xanprincess12
274 Followers 187 Following sapphic white boy, champagne socialist; he/him
Ella McNeil @ellarose0232
10 Followers 38 Following
Charlie j the bot @BUSTYB0T
20 Followers 17 Following a girl who's a bot--a girl bot! from the annals of @BUSTYPHILLIPS ~computer scienced by @wateraaronfire🦢
basmatiblues19 @pinkgorbachev
64 Followers 279 Following Set in Southern California, a father (Matt Damon) moves his family to the countryside to renovate and restore a struggling zoo.
Mols @MOLeficent
25 Followers 85 Following
Lonzo @hottakeslindsay
37 Followers 173 Following
stinky mango @charlesemangan
11 Followers 63 Following currently all apart, vassar grad, thailand eta fulbrighter (he/they)
tabe @3Dspheres
123 Followers 815 Following if its all for one, and one for all, then maybe one day we all could ball
parasite princess @w0rmbride
119 Followers 332 Following lying down after eating truther // any pronouns
two otters holding ha.. @TwoOttersHoldin
83 Followers 242 Following just two otters who floated from ky to ny and logged onto the https://t.co/eRrfSEG7LW for some hot takes they/she
dante stan @playpusgod
74 Followers 256 Following zoot apologist, armchair musicologist. I can name 40 Rush songs at a moments notice, and I have way too many Pat Metheny LPs
Virginia Sciolino @vrginiasciolino
76 Followers 121 Following BA in Religious/AfAm/Medieval Studies, @wesleyan_u '21 full time Paralegal, other time artist and freelance writer
lauren 🇵🇸 @lerbwerld
84 Followers 161 Following — proud listener of conan o briens podcast — tattoo artist —
alouette batteau @AlouetteBatteau
59 Followers 179 Following
aspiring midwest dad .. @drizzly_bear_
21 Followers 45 Following oh jeez…da bearz are 3rd & 74 again…time for another brewski 🍺😬
Mama Ghanoush @spiritofseitan
86 Followers 369 Following she/her • new hampshire horse girl turned nyc public interest law student (with some theatre in between) • views my ownu should try the opposite. my friends know all my lore, I have forgotten everything that has ever happened to me
has anyone reached a stage where you just have so much lore that it’s not feasible to tell people in its entirety anymore so you’re just doomed to never have someone fully know you
damn this hangover sucks what was in that four loko and edible and dirty shirley and glass of wine and second edible and american spirit and
me when im peeing and realize im drunk
the being excited for halloween all year to not having a costume pipeline is crazy ….
When my therapist laughs at my lil jokes
Me looking at the flight attendant while she passes out snacks so she sees I’m awake and doesn’t forget to give me a little bag of pretzels
when i reply “maybe!” to someone inviting me out today
you let a straight girl try em once..
my barbenheimer itinerary: 11:00 breakfast and fun coffee 12:00 matinee barbie 3:00 process at bar w martinis 6:00 evening barbie 9:00 pregame 11:00 dancing in pink 1:30 read tweets summarizing oppenheimer
Do you know how terminally online you need to be in order to understand this?
me leaving the barbie premiere with no intention of going back to see oppenheimer
Just finished crocheting the cutest triceratops 😭
i tweet for girls who were obsessed with this flower in the alice in wonderland movie as children
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