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Good morning everyone says #sophiefromromania who’s just met a fan on her morning walk
before i get 1,000 identical replies of “just go to aldi you fuckin dipshit,” or “well what do you expect from luxury delicacies,” i am not buying these and simply observing that, £2.10 is an insane price for a tin of beans and sausages
they found everybody knows that (lost media song that had heavy speculation on reddit/tiktok) aaand it's from porn
May I interest you in a visit to one of our shit filled coastlines, or perhaps a quick trip to one of our many foodbanks? No? Maybe you'd like my mate Phil to perform a root canal on you while you're here? x
May I interest you in a visit to one of our shit filled coastlines, or perhaps a quick trip to one of our many foodbanks? No? Maybe you'd like my mate Phil to perform a root canal on you while you're here? x
thank you for all you are doing for mental health @hardestgeezer 💙
Vanessa Feltz thinks we should 'weed out the people who are just anxious'. JUST anxious. Anxiety is crippling, it can be physical, people lose sleep, rationality and WEEDING out people who are JUST anxious shows a real lack of understanding about anxiety.
You know you've made a complete arse of your thread when every single post has a Community Note pointing out how wrong it is.
You know you've made a complete arse of your thread when every single post has a Community Note pointing out how wrong it is.
Awesome and proof that every school needs a well funded music program! Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" xylophone-style.
Off to an exhibition of Leonardo da Vinci drawings. I'm always amazed how ahead of his time he was. His rough sketch of a front-loading washing-machine, 1506 -
for classically cut suits and sports coats, your trousers should have some relationship to your jacket so there is a coherent silhouette. here is what i mean
Werner Herzog's intro to the new Conan show is so good.
Here we go…the ELDEN RING Symphonic Adventure @RoyalAlbertHall 🔥
The Brilliant Pop Art Zodiac Match Box Collection From 1970 - Flashbak buff.ly/4aQruR5
I really can’t understand why you’d allow a Tory to sidle casually over to the Labour benches at this stage. Dan Poulter voted for the disgusting lie of the Rwanda bill and now dares to say he’s leaving the Tories cos they’re not focused on public services? Get him in the bin.
Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy
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43K Followers 10K Following Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria! #Commodore64 #C64 #Amiga #Arcade #videogames #retrogaming #70s #80s #90sGamesYouLoved 👾�.. @gamesyouloved
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Uh, I think I bought tickets to the wrong Knotfest
KNOTFEST IOWA returns September 21, 2024 featuring @slipknot , Till Lindemann, @knockedloose and more across 2 stages. Celebrate 25 Years of Slipknot at Water Works Park in Des Moines, IA. Tickets + VIP Passes on-sale Friday at knotfestiowa.com. Presale 4/30 at 10am CT
@HeverWalsh @JT76__ @Jennifer_Arcuri No, it isn't
@JT76__ @Jennifer_Arcuri Nothing saved these unvaccinated people.
@markj2691 @BBCNews @2BJDJ Yeah never happened before. Get a life.
@Cobratate well you obviously never watched the sopranos
Can’t wait for this unelected billionaire squatter to fuck off.
'I want to move towards something that is more rigorous, more objective and potentially has more medical evidence when people are making those claims' @RishiSunak wouldn't be drawn on whether those suffering with anxiety will lose PIP payments | @Peston itv.com/news/2024-04-2…
After I lost my Mum I struggled emotionally for a long time. My manager at work noticed, and told me that I needed to do something to 'get over it'. I was outraged, so I lied and told her I was going to counselling and took every other Tuesday afternoon off for 8 months.
@jcalvarez2 @dandouglas How much of that £2.10 do you think is going to the farmer?! 😂
the replies to this tweet, in which dan really did attempt to anticipate the worst of twitter and the worst of twitter proved that they simply cannot read, really does explain a lot about why the UK is Like This at the moment
before i get 1,000 identical replies of “just go to aldi you fuckin dipshit,” or “well what do you expect from luxury delicacies,” i am not buying these and simply observing that, £2.10 is an insane price for a tin of beans and sausages
Does he just have beef with everyone and everything hahaha
Brian Cox says the Bible is “one of the worst books ever” bit.ly/3WiONyk
@TobeyKirstenWeb @VanityFair I always thought they gave him sunglasses because it was a constant design the character had up till then.