Rachel @rkurbank
Wedding photographer, dog hoarder, always cold 💫#amquerying YA contemporary fantasy #amediting YA fantasy 💫 Joined June 2012-
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Imagine hearing this story and then deciding the best thing to do is nothing.
Kid asked for a can of whipped cream out of the blue. He wanted to play Pie Face ALONE and had it all set up on the coffee table. 🤷🏻♀️
THESE HOLLOW VOWS x THE CRUEL PRINCE When the only person who can save her kingdom from war and monsters disappears, Wren must brave wicked fey magic and the notorious Poison King to find her. Success will save millions. Failure means annihilation. #moodpitch #YA #F
THE LAST OF USxSEVERANCE When 32yo Shrike’s ex comes back into her life, she knows she’s in trouble. Grift heads a pest control company poised to eradicate the fungi hivemind parasite Shrike cares for, and she needs an interpreter—and an informant. #MoodPitch #A #H #OWN #LGBT
DIVERGENT X TERMINATOR ✅Asian vibes ✅Alien tech ✅Hot n’ moody soldiers Post invasion, few humans have evaded Martian capture. Resourceful 19 y/o Yumi was one of them, but an alien aircraft just crash landed into her forest hideout. #MoodPitch #YA #SF
A decree bound by an ancient rite, Forced Amira to flee in the night. She banded with swords for hire, Learned to play with death and fire. Will duty’s whispers cut through love’s delight? #MoodPitch #F #R #A #NA
My dog watching me ignore him because of #MoodPitch 👀
🇪🇸❤️ DECEPTION X 7 HUSBANDS OF EH 💌 Old Love Letters ⚔️ Office Drama 🥵🔥 Tension 🇺🇸 ✈️ 🇧🇷 📚 Book Influencer interviews Favorite Author 🔒 Family Secrets 💕Friendship 📗 Cute nicknames in Portuguese 🎶 Playlists 📖Poetry ☕ + delicious 🇧🇷 foods #MoodPitch #A #CR #LX
THESE HOLLOW VOWS x TEEN WOLF Grace's blood is power—power that her enemies want to harvest. Hunted by the man she loves, Grace's life collapses around her. If she's caught, it would end the world as she knows it. ⚔️ Norse mythology 💘 Forbidden love 🐺 Shifters #MoodPitch #NA #F
17 y/o Alex's dad dies, but no one seems to care. Her family moves on like nothing happened, her friends encourage her to get past it. So she does, and it works–until she meets Cameron, who reminds her grief is not something to avoid, it's something to face. #MoodPitch #YA #CON
THE LAST OF US xMERCIFUL CROW When her found family of homeless kids is taken to a labor colony, a 17yo healer-turned-fugitive must cross climate-ravaged Earth with an inconveniently charming smuggler to reach the fabled lower hemisphere and plot their rescue. #YA #CLI #MoodPitch
AVATAR AIRBENDER x SKIN OF SEA🌊 When shadow waves possess her mother, water-caster Bryndis must unlock the sea’s song before an ancient monster devours all. Diverse elementals, animal familiars, gods, hungry mermaids, fae, slow burn, blood-casting...#MoodPitch #YA #EF #DIS #LGBT
X-MEN x I AM NUMBER FOUR A secret alien race (Ronan) with powers lives on Earth. To protect humanity, Paige, a 17yo Ronan with no powers, must fight against evil Ronans—including the boy she’s fated to love—while surviving senior year at her new school. #YA #SF #SPF #MoodPitch
ARCANE x SERPENT & DOVE 🤯 Mind magic 💉 Morally grey drug dealing MC 💜 Bi-saster MC 🔪 Enemies to lovers 👯♀️ Sisterly conflict/sisterly love 🛏️ One bed/ 3 in the room 👑 Nefarious court politics 🎭 Secret identity ☠️ Forced marriage 😈 His mom’s the bad guy #MoodPitch #F #A
THIS VICIOUS GRACE x Legend of Zelda BotW ⚔️Two warring messiahs. 👑Two conflicting prophecies. 💀Once curse, trapping them together across lifetimes. They’ve fought, tricked, & murdered each other — but in this lifetime, they might just fall in love. #MoodPitch #YA #F #R
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so anyway. derrick with 2 r’s walked around embarrassed & with a limp for the rest of the day, and that’s when he learned to keep his motherfucking hands to his motherfucking self.
Europe's most picturesque towns and villages - a thread 🧵 1. Freudenberg, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany 🇩🇪
Dolly Parton at 77 and me almost half her age. 😭😭
I am so excited to announce DARK DESCENDANTS will be ✨published by Anuci Press in 2024✨ I am so honored and thrilled to be working with Tony Anuci in bringing Pine Island, the Finkle Siblings, and what's in the dark out into the world. It's dark, twisted, and so much fun. I…
@victorian_panda @ask_aubry I don't think anger management works for people like him.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but animals are not disposable. If you are at the age where you can have children, before you get a pet you need to think very seriously about if you can handle a pet and a baby BEFORE you get the pet. It’s not fair to the pet to traumatize…
This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.
To the people celebrating the mass murder of Israeli civilians, you have lost your humanity. To the people enthusiastically calling for Israel to decimate Gaza, densely populated with 2 million Palestinian civilians, you have lost your humanity. Israelis and Palestinians are real…
I think canceling a show after a cliffhanger should carry some light jail time.
Given how much worse querying is than two years ago, it makes me wonder whether I'd have done better chucking it out there when it was less ready rather than taking precious time putting work in to improve it. Which should not be how it works. #AmQuerying #WritersofTwitter
@ask_aubry If someone is rude to people in the service industry, I automatically respect them less.
@ask_aubry "I felt very excluded during the discussion around pain management." Divorce him.
A difference of consent and empathy. That little boy understands kindness so much more than these other 'moms'.
@leahmcelrath No good deed goes unpunished by a ceo
@clhubes As an adoptive dad I can confidently say people who see children as environmental hazards are not great candidates to adopt. There are enough sanctimonious people who want head pats for having adopted.
Anyway what drives me crazy about this POV is people are like “I’m a better person bc I would ADOPT a kid” and then have never once looked into anything about how adoption works or spoken to anyone who was adopted.