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“got me jacking but not coming” was one of the greatest tweets of the year
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Kind of crazy how quickly tiktok destroyed EVERYTHING. Maybe destroyed isn't the right word (because I guess it depends on who you ask) but it feels like almost everything is functionally different now because of short from content (and if you're asking me, not for the better)
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"I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz, don't mean you ain't a peach."
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This has become the vast majority of gaming communities.
In short, fallout became this:
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and the Balkan coffee shop was NEVER the same
17 years ago, Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina released ‘Stereo Love’
this is what i sound like at karaoke btw
Just sharing Vin Diesel’s Dolly tribute for anyone who doesn’t follow him on Instagram
@suchnerve Oh… never realized this was a sign of being emotionally neglected
it’s so funny going from one show in its original language to another show and it didn’t switch automatically
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@JoesToasty i prefer this one
skinny jeans wearers got addicted to phone and internet a lot easier
Sorry I missed your call, I was wearing my baggiest 2005 basketball shorts and the phones vibrate setting didn’t even register
@BoooRadd It’s so funny to see how only like 1/8th of the replies know about EAG
i bet that guy unboxing a bunch of laptops feels like an idiot now
Apple just announced M6 and M5 Ultra M5 Ultra is 2x M5 Max. It still has support for 512GB of memory, a new Ultra Fusion architecture with 4.4 TB/s of chiplet bandwidth, and 1.2Tb/s of memory bandwidth M6 is a fully new chip in Mac mini, with new CPU/GPU
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The concept of having a ghost tweeter at 70k followers omg please be serious
@kjb_801 It was a bad tweet. I’ll own up to it. I got it sent to me by someone who writes tweets for me. He’s he spoken to Sorry folks!
in retrospect, getting a vase thrown at my head for this was kinda funny
I’m sorry man. The funniest crash out ever is just choosing not to have sex with a woman strictly cause you don’t want to
@jparker17171802 @mog_russEN he was saying a small prayer before entering the room
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SF Ladies, please take note - next week will be a great dating pool cleanse. All the dark triad men (poly, addicted to k, and want to be a DJ) will be at Burning Man
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To Dolly Parton: rest now, sister. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.
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