Ray Lytle @raylytle

Host of Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster. Formerly of Lytle &Lamb, Illinois broadcast Legend? morningdisaster.net Central Illinois Joined October 2008

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Ray Lytle @raylytle

2 months ago

In the 86,400 seconds of a day there is not one when my cats don’t need their asses wiped.

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@Ssnyder1835 Trump and all his family have been pulling grift after grift since the first term. The Bond Villain just saw it and decided if I donate big I can get in on this to my benefit. They all realized that there are sycophants who will cheer them while they do it.

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9 months ago

I can’t imagine the horror any Groom has experienced if he invited Panic at the Disco to his wedding prior to that song coming out!

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10 months ago

And now Marvel Unlimited Cancelled!!! This one was hard but I stand with Jimmy!

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10 months ago

Disney+ cancelled!! Hulu cancelled! ESPN+ cancelled!! I feel so much better!!!

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Ray Lytle @raylytle

11 months ago

Well obviously Disney is making a run at buying something. They are sure acting scared of the SEC not approving a big purchase! Time to buy stock.

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11 months ago

How I wish I still had no idea about Groypers or femboys or any followers of whatever that all is. My ignorance of all this was pure joy. Now I just feel enlightened yet UGGGGG.

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11 months ago

@ayeejuju -

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11 months ago

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a year ago

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a year ago

@ELonMuskNewssX Fuck NO!!!

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Ray Lytle @raylytle

a year ago

How gigantic and unhealthy is the Narcissism of a man who can fuck up the economy, threaten to imprison anyone he doesn’t agree with,repeatedly defy the constitution and still convince himself he could win. Third term?

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Ray Lytle @raylytle

a year ago

Just saw #TheStudio episode “the Oner” what an amazingly funny and creative piece or art. This is something I will watch over and over again. Brilliant!!!

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a year ago

@ElonMuskAOC All I know is I had a goal to one day buy a Tesla. I loved the fact that it doesn’t run on fossil fuel. Then you got involved in politics and now I would rather cut off a pinky toe than even think about your cars.

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a year ago

@GuntherEagleman Will you support a party that would pardon anyone committing violence?

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Ray Lytle @raylytle

a year ago

@EldonHemken We live in a country that has a guideline to follow. The Constitutional republic follows the Constitution. It’s simple. Every Executive, Legislative and Judicial branch of our government follows the rules/laws set up by the Constitution. This President thinks he can bypass.

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Ray Lytle @raylytle

a year ago

I’m making an executive order telling Trump to Fuck off!

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a year ago

@EldonHemken Can you name one man competing with women. How does that affect any of us. No men in WNBA, no men in Women’s tennis. Even golf has no men in women’s league. I just want an example and how it affects us. Thank God I’ve got a Scottish last name and didn’t use my mothers Mexican one

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Ray Lytle @raylytle

a year ago

@elonmusk Stop breaking Constitutional law continuously and I bet the courts wouldn’t care. We have a Constitution that is a guideline on how to do things. Try following it.

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Ray Lytle @raylytle

a year ago

@EldonHemken He’s definitely keeping that promise to give tax cuts to people who make of 400,000 dollars. Of course I don’t know any of this people. He’s kept the promise to get rid of transgender athletes. Of course I don’t know any. He’s keeping the promise to deport brown people. I am one.

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Ray Lytle @raylytle

a year ago

@EldonHemken I didn’t like him when I interviewed him in the 90s. Definitely don’t like him now. He’s a wannabe dictator with a fragile ego. Everything has got to be a battle for him. His executive orders bullshit is just attention grabbing deflection. I’m not a fan.