Elon Self-Parody Musk @qubitzki
For the Nazis, vatnicks, and incels flooding back to this open sewer, I've erected this micropenis awareness/parody page 🤏🍆 Is someone you know suffering? Off Twitter. It's been real! Joined January 2017-
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Liz Cheney should run for president in the Republican primaries. No, she doesn't have a chance to win the nomination, but since all the Republicans who run against Trump in the primaries are unwilling to criticize him on ANYTHING, we need a moral and principled leader like…
We’re living in the most upside down world I’ve ever seen in my 48 years. When a piece of metal that can wreak death faster than we can breathe has more rights than women and their right to bodily autonomy we are going backwards. This has got to stop. #wtpBlue #DemVoice1 #DemsAct
@SpeakerMcCarthy Republicans: the party of dine and dash. You negotiate over a BUDGET, not over whether to pay our bills.
The Fed needs to end its int rate hiking campaign before it breaks something else. The spread between money market yields and bank CDs hasn’t been this high in at least 20 years and is putting undue stress on bank deposits, severely restricting commercial loan growth. @elonmusk
The Fed needs to end its int rate hiking campaign before it breaks something else. The spread between money market yields and bank CDs hasn’t been this high in at least 20 years and is putting undue stress on bank deposits, severely restricting commercial loan growth. @elonmusk https://t.co/ZUvVWqRAkY
Those betting ICE competition will just give up are dreaming. GM F STLA VOW and TM will generate a combined $70B net income in 2023. They have no choice but to invest in unprofitable EVs - or they perish. They have an opening with lesser products because $TSLA doesn’t advertise.
Those betting ICE competition will just give up are dreaming. GM F STLA VOW and TM will generate a combined $70B net income in 2023. They have no choice but to invest in unprofitable EVs - or they perish. They have an opening with lesser products because $TSLA doesn’t advertise.
PBS has joined NPR in quitting Twitter over the social media platform's decision to label their accounts as "government-funded media." MORE ⬇️ abc15.com/news/national/…
Could a tweet be any less "fair and balanced"? In other words, no notes. Perfectly serviceable slurry for your viewers.
Forcing survivors to provide “documents” immediately after being raped to access abortion is policy that protects rapists. Forcing victims to come forward in specific, traumatizing ways is a silencing tactic. That silence aids abuse. Holding healthcare hostage on top is depraved
Forcing survivors to provide “documents” immediately after being raped to access abortion is policy that protects rapists. Forcing victims to come forward in specific, traumatizing ways is a silencing tactic. That silence aids abuse. Holding healthcare hostage on top is depraved
@justLiam300 Wasn’t that point of Trump wanting to be President? Making MONEY!
You literally leaked a trove of sensitive security footage from January 6th, which includes details of interior layouts and secure locations. Maybe sit this one out!
You literally leaked a trove of sensitive security footage from January 6th, which includes details of interior layouts and secure locations. Maybe sit this one out!
Shout out to all the folks who promised that this outcome would never happen and implied that those of us who fought to protect working people in NYC from getting fleeced by Amazon were “economically illiterate.” I look forward to your next analysis! 🙂
Shout out to all the folks who promised that this outcome would never happen and implied that those of us who fought to protect working people in NYC from getting fleeced by Amazon were “economically illiterate.” I look forward to your next analysis! 🙂
New Yorkers outside trump tower "NEW YORK HATES YOU"
I’m sorry but “it’s feminist to stay in a critically important job long past when you are capable of doing it” is a ludicrous argument. I can’t tell if people are really making it or just kinda trolling.
Oh, that explains everything...
BREAKING: Donald Trump made up to $160 million from international business dealings while he was serving as president of the United States, according to an analysis of his tax returns by CREW. Read all about it in our new report: citizensforethics.org/reports-invest…
Justice Thomas didn't respond to our detailed questions. Crow sent us this statement about his plans to create a museum to tell Thomas' story at one of the houses he bought. documentcloud.org/documents/2377…
NEW: Billionaire Harlan Crow bought property from Clarence Thomas in undisclosed real estate deal. Crow netted two vacant lots and the house where Thomas’ elderly mother was living. It’s unclear if he paid fair market value. propublica.org/article/claren… w/ @js_kaplan @Amierjeski
Jack Smith exploring possible Trump financial fraud: Special counsel focuses on Trump fundraising off false election claims - The Washington Post washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/04…
Khashoggi’s Ghost �.. @UROCKlive1
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Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell
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Adam Schiff @RepAdamSchiff
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David Corn @DavidCornDC
945K Followers 2K Following DC bureau chief of Mother Jones, MSNBC analyst. Best-selling author of "American Psychosis." Sign up for my newsletter "Our Land" at https://t.co/73HtPJKNLk.
Glenn Kirschner @glennkirschner2
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Marc E. Elias @marceelias
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Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter
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Robert Reich @RBReich
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Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance
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John Fetterman @JohnFetterman
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes
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Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin
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Aiaddict @Aiaddict1
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Jeremy Kenyon Lockyer.. @JeremyCorbell
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Paul Green @Paul4GunSense
7K Followers 8K Following Gun Sense Advocate - Amazon website is a link to my book "How to Resolve America's Gun Problem" #gunviolence #endgunviolence #guncontrolnow #gunsense
Brian F. Bridgeforth .. @bfbridgeforth
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Peter Fedichev @fedichev
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" GUV " @dril
1.8M Followers 426 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
Huskydog @curthoser
270 Followers 610 Following Anti-Trump. Pro-Democracy. Tesla bull/disgusted by Musk politics Intrepid FSD Tester University of Washington There needs to be a Battle off Samar movie!
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309K Followers 172 Following State Representative for District 52. Community Organizer. HBCU grad. On the journey, searching for higher ground. Carrying my ancestors’ prayers.
Justin J. Pearson @Justinjpearson
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Dr. Kathleen Hall @yankeekathall
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Justice-elect Janet P.. @janetforjustice
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The Wall Street Egg @wallstreetegg
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GIFFORDS @GIFFORDS_org
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Alesha @aleshadalin
91K Followers 82K Following Strong willed softie. Champion the underdog. 'Equality is the soul of liberty' #VoteBlueToProtectWomensRights 🌊 #StrongerTogether💙
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Jill Wine-Banks (now .. @JillWineBanks
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CW2 Retired in Arizon.. @CW2_FP
64 Followers 245 Following US Army (Retired). Think for yourself. Act for others. You can tell a man''s values from what he does, not what he says.
Rachel Bitecofer 🗽.. @RachelBitecofer
172K Followers 23K Following Political strategist, national political analyst. Next Big Thing: Hit Em' Where It Hurts (Crown '24). #NegativePartisanship This twitter account kills fascism
Dan Ives @DivesTech
111K Followers 304 Following Official account of Dan Ives. Wedbush MD. Tech analyst on Wall Street over two decades. Family, stocks, sports 📱✈️📈🚘. 🏈We Are Penn State! Jersey Pizza #1🍕
CHUNTERKAP @chunterkap
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Forever Logical 🖖 @ForeverLogical
26K Followers 17K Following Logic & Facts to Fight the Lies & Propaganda & to Motivate People to #Vote -- https://t.co/cKWnIrtaP9 -- News Links & Articles to Share & Educate. #Resist
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Mark @NJdoc
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Graeme Against the Co.. @DetestsGOP
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I think the Toyota bZ4x is the best EV on the market.
@RepMTG Holy shit you are the bomber, we already know this.
@RepMTG Aren't you the one who planted that bomb? Makes sense you are trying to diminish that act before you are caught for it.
@RepMTG Future collectible?
.@GM sent me an email informing me the Chevy Bolt will make a return! This is great news. Most likely with the Ultium platform We absolutely love our 2023 Bolt ⚡️
Never a dull day when you get contacted by the DOJ and AG — this should be fun!
Whenever I inform someone they can buy a new Tesla Model 3 for under $20k by stacking subsidies in California it’s always: “Nah that cannot be true” Or “Wait really? Maybe I’ll consider” It’s never — “I know” @Tesla needs to start advertising this to people in waves! 🌊
@kyrstensinema All you care about are money, power, and influence. You’re a coward and traitor
@kyrstensinema You’re working for yourself and nobody else
@Sen_JoeManchin Destroying the planet for money. Great job 🙄
Oleksandr Baklan, 60, civilian, was captured by #russia's military at a checkpoint near his home in #Chornobaivka, #Kherson oblast and beaten up violently for refusing to give up his car. He lost his memory and his vision. #ukraine #war #ruasianwarcrimes Photo Evgeniy Maloletka
Now the only way for me is to join the army - says a man who has just lost his wife and daughter in Kherson. No soldiers are more motivated than those who have lost everything. Today there is one more. 📷 Dmytro Pletenchuk
Twitter is now limiting automated tweets and as a result this account may no longer be able to post all watches/warnings/advisories as they are issued. We will continue to provide weather updates, but ensure that you have multiple means for receiving weather information & alerts.
Twitter always served a useful function for public safety. And official announcements. In times of emergency. Watching Musk break it is just sad.
Twitter is now limiting automated tweets and as a result this account may no longer be able to post all watches/warnings/advisories as they are issued. We will continue to provide weather updates, but ensure that you have multiple means for receiving weather information & alerts.
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