Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

20M | he/him | audhd eco Marxist Leninist, cybersecurity grad, amateur full-stack dev bsky.app/profile/purple… Texas, US Joined April 2021

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

5 months ago

.@JustinRoiland it came to me in a dream brick and mortary

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

8 months ago

elmo may not be the most in-shape human, but he is the most shaped.

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

8 months ago

most my cases are either configuration errors (users who have a lot of power doing dumb things) or end users installing/browsing potential malware (users who have little to no power doing different but equally as dumb things)

Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

8 months ago

i can throw buzzwords at you all day and still have plenty to spare. cybersecurity is built on the ignorance of end users and i will persist as long as grandma doesnt remember how to backup her iphone

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8 months ago

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8 months ago

planes are safer than cars planes are safer than cars planes are safer than cars *engine explodes*

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

8 months ago

peer-reviewed toilet paper

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

8 months ago

lmao someone called it "robot Beluga whale--built by the East German government"

Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

8 months ago

help i cant stop laugh at the NGDV

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8 months ago

help i cant stop laugh at the NGDV

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

8 months ago

and like all living things, it is made up entirely of 1s and 0s

Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

8 months ago

Tetris: a survival, inventory management, horror game invented in the 1980s in the Soviet Union

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8 months ago

Tetris: a survival, inventory management, horror game invented in the 1980s in the Soviet Union

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

8 months ago

go-go gadget back to the good old days

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

9 months ago

just saying that tony the tiger did not get that body from eating frosted flakes

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

9 months ago

while you were comparing steam libraries, i was flashing cloudflare dashboards

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

9 months ago

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tungsten cube

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

9 months ago

steak fries? why you puttin meat words in your french fries???

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

9 months ago

if no news is good news, and any press is good press, why do we have so much bad news?? :(

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

9 months ago

cybersecurity is the HR of IT

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Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev

9 months ago

you know the studies about cigarettes that came out and everyones like "oh my god how did they let kids smoke those??" i have a feeling some studies about social media are gonna come out and we're gonna be like "why did we set the minimum age for TikTok to 13???"