projectyl @projectyl

born to bewilder. (ace-ish, he/him, fine with they/them.) Joined March 2008

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projectyl @projectyl

3 years ago

i had a lot of good years with you all here my entire adult life so far, basically see you all on bluesky, i hope, or maybe mastodon

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a new twitter meme appears something about spider research in the amazon apparently it's a movie quote? and you feel something strange it takes a bit, but then you realize you feel... nothing? no urge to join in, to riff and it dawns on you it's over you are, at last, truly free

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3 years ago

@NaomiAdeleSmith a worthy enterprise

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3 years ago

@pandamagazine milwaukee black op paratrooper (i promise this fits, but they're deep cuts)

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3 years ago

if we're twitter friends and you're still on here to see this, i've got a couple of codes for elsewhere!

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3 years ago

just got a push notification on my phone at two in the morning, to let me know that a person i do not follow or recognize has tweeted a mild clapback against someone else i do not follow or recognize so uh guess i'm progressing to the "desktop-only" part of my twitter phase-out

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3 years ago

@halfpixel274 i guess if the level says so?

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3 years ago

baba you stop that this minute baba you are not a kirby, you do not have a Mouthful Mode

Crab - cubeston.bsky.social @cubeston_

3 years ago

there's a bot in the baba discord that lets you generate sprites

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3 years ago

@lattice_frames memento mortari

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3 years ago

@NaomiAdeleSmith *squints, trying to decide whether to parse "annoying" as an adjective or a verb*

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3 years ago

(psst - i have a new invite to give, today)

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3 years ago

i like bluesky that's going to be my main one, now, i think looking forward to it getting even more folks

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3 years ago

you have to be careful with boat-draculas because if a boat-dracula bites you then you turn into a boat-dracula

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3 years ago

you have to be careful with shreks because if a shrek bites you then you turn into a shrek

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3 years ago

you have to be careful with yodas because if a yoda bites you then you turn into a yoda

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3 years ago

you ever do that thing where you hear a classic 90s song for the first time, parse the lyrics as one of the most beautiful anti-suicide anthems you have ever heard, and then look it up and find out it's actually about the film "cat-women on the moon" (1953)

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3 years ago

looking back, "it is incredibly difficult to understand why customers like this product" was a really weird message for cinnamon toast crunch to be pushing

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3 years ago

today has been Complicated and full of Events but also it is maybe the only time i'll ever get to improv the line "well, steal my pillow and call me geraldine, you've done it!" (because the team had won but also they had stolen my pillow and called me geraldine)

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3 years ago

saw a clickbait headline saying that the villain of the upcoming new mario game has just been revealed i clicked it's bowser okay, thank you, article

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Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog

3 years ago

In Super Mario Sunshine, a Yoshi disintegrates if it does not eat a fruit every 3 minutes. If such a Yoshi wished to live for as long as possible, it would need to consume 480 fruits per day, or 175200 fruits per year. Below is a visualization of that amount.

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projectyl @projectyl

3 years ago

went to "stranger things: the experience" with my work friends i haven't seen the show still, but 'spretty neat! good acting, major-theme-park-level special effects, you get to wear a wristband if that's something you're a fan of

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3 years ago

if i have any mutuals here waiting for a code to the Other Place, the one whose name is the Color of the Upness, let me know i must refer to it only indirectly, as if i were an old norse bard, lest i be searched