J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

I use data to hunt down fraudsters and insider threats. Here for all the *sec, data science, and equality. Joined November 2016

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

3 weeks ago

Less than 48hrs between the budget announcement and my landlord's agency emailing me wanting to increase my rent by 18% Real estate agents are the worst.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

3 weeks ago

Did anyone else have a post-budget rent increase on their 2026 bingo card? Just me? Okay....

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

@ROCPhotography @aboveandbeyond Need more of those dancing beats in my life. 🤯

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Saw @aboveandbeyond in Sydney this evening. Haven't danced properly like that in at least 3yrs. Sweaty, exhausted, and totally replenished. Like all the stress of work and life magically gone. Shout out to my random dance buddy. See you at the next one!!

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jedgar @jedgar

2 months ago

Sad news. My friend Simon who did the original bird for Twitter, Octocat for GitHub and Redid Sammy The Shark for DigitalOcean has passed away, he was 56. He was a great guy. What a loss.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

@jedgar So sorry for your loss. 💙 My all time favourite laptop sticker was a surfing Octocat. So free, so unexpected, so cool.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

@harleywattsconn @joanbartlett48 @CosmicRichy @AlboMP @bigpond So rough. When you go through that level of turmoil you're more cautious after. Never put all your eggs in one basket.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

When Wednesday nights are like Saturday night vibes. 💜 open.spotify.com/track/6sGIMrtI…

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

@harleywattsconn @joanbartlett48 @CosmicRichy @AlboMP I remember the Yahoo email hack of the mid 2010s. Overnight I lost access to my email because I had 2FA set to an old phone number. Gaming accounts gone. Subscriptions still going. I cancelled cards to solve it. Massive interruption. Still don't play Wow anymore.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

@CosmicRichy @workinonit @AlboMP McAfee

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

@CosmicRichy @AlboMP McAfee. That dude is up in your notifications months after the trial period expired.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

Are they, really? youtu.be/afam2nIae4o?si…

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

@GeoffreyHuntley @akothari @NotionHQ This second this gentleman's motion.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

@Postsemreh I stand with you. 💜 Salsiccia is a valid substitute for pepperoni. And I'm totally here for it.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

@GeoffreyHuntley Looks totally normal this end. It's on top of the world and pictured in one of the many rotations I use when navigating Google Maps. This is the real Australia.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

The LLMs coming out of USA right now are completely unhinged. Google, Bing, etc. The current wars are heavily affecting bias. And that's a major fucking problem. Let's not buy AI from countries that go to war. Straight up. Fuck that.