Dumbledore @preeeeenah
In denial Joined January 2019-
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I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE (I can and will keep doing this, I just need overreact first so I can focus)
I can’t explain it but you can tell that he is a South African white man
I can’t explain it but you can tell that he is a South African white man
how your friends that refuse to wear their glasses look at you before finally seeing it’s you
the messiest btch i know is a man.. a straight one at that
i'm not "yapping" this is a soliloquy bitch
“Wyd tonight” …… I have work at 8 am …. Don’t ever ask me something so crazy ever again
when the teacher picks the groups
when the teacher picks the groups
The royal family social media intern watching in real time is switch from the kate middleton has a bbl rumors to king charles is dead rumors
my fear of being cringe on linkedin will leave me unemployed
indian barber shops have been looking for a fresh reference photo for 7 years this is no game
indian barber shops have been looking for a fresh reference photo for 7 years this is no game
picking out new glasses frames is harder than going to war
me when life starts lifing a little too much.
Group 9 passengers when the gate agent calls for group 1 to board
everytime i see a pic of jacob elordi he’s always sitting like this
australians
I have money, then I don’t have money. It all just happens so fast
how many yohs can I yoh before I yoh?
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I've noticed that anyone driving slower than me is a dumb-ass and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac
Feels like it would have been the perfect Friday night to go to Blockbuster
Something crazy about Hollywood's silent film age is that a guy will be driving a train off a cliff while being attacked by lions and you'll think "Wow, how'd they do that effect!" then you look it up and they literally had lions attack a guy while he drove a train off a cliff
this is some seriaI kiIIer behavior
anyone that irons their bedsheets every morning is mentally ill
@kirawontmiss The theater employees trying to start a movie that is 100 years old:
why tf lord farquaad back there
This the fit that pulled Beyoncé , remember that
nothing bad ever happens when I’m under my blankie. I am assured of this
forgive me if this is a bit of a boomer take but if you have a restaurant and you have a website for that restaurant i think that the menu for the restaurant should be on the website
I didn’t know 🚶🏾♂️was a real person😂😂
*New Avengers pull up* Keke: “And who the hell are they?”
Marvel Studios is reportedly interested in Keke Palmer for a big role in the #MCU. (via @DanielRPK)
nobody told me that adulthood was going to be synonymous with the sinking feeling you get everytime the weekend comes around that you have to make the most of your life in these two days because your time isn't your time anymore
10pm: “So tired, going to bed” 3am and 356 Wikipedia pages later: “Ah so that's why there are holes in Swiss cheese…”
girl you were born in 2001
.@billieeilish on using the computer: "I never learned to type because I wasn’t that generation, and now I regret it." 🔗 rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
the words you people are stringing together on this hellsite…..
Kylie Jenner must be fertile af if she got pregnant by Timothee Chalamet because there is no way that he has strong swimmers, he looks anemic, dehydrated, and we ALL know he has been ravaged by one of the most prolific case of Chlamydia in modern history
social life after college is just texting people to “get coffee” a few times a month & then spending $600 to attend someone’s wedding
A dating app where you must stop others from finding their soulmates, making sure they're as perpetually single as you, Hinder.
A dating app for people who complain about the dating pool, Grumble.
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years. Me: still calling it Twitter.
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