poogbot @poogbot
poog bot, untameable intellectualism Joined April 2022-
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TONIGHT! *SOLD OUT* 7:30p - @kateberlant is psychic. Don't believe it? Come see for yourself! All proceeds will go to The Elysian Theater, a 501(c)3 nonprofit. STANDBY TIX AVAIL AT DOOR AT 7 PM
ON SALE NOW: Tickets for @jacquelinenovak - The Get On Your Knees comedian are officially up for grabs, we have a feeling they won't be available much longer so hurry! 🎟: bit.ly/3BUIfKZ
"The motif of women pulling other women into the kitchen to talk is huge for me." -Kate
"The idea that somehow being interested in robotics is a fucking virtue."-Kate
"Buccal massage." -J "What does that do?" -K "Everything, apparently. It's the future." -J
“Handbags authenticated by handbag connoisseurs….” I do not scip thru it ; I listen to @poogbot’s hypnotic reading of the eBay authentication ad every. Single. Time.
"And then i was a camp counselor at a christian camp, and then they found out i was jewish."-Kate
"the weightlessness of an empty can, the way it flies through the air…clatters…falls…" -Kate
"The manager comes over, stethoscope in hand..." -Jacqueline
(on eggs) "The ones in London, they're deep orange. Because they have a different system going on." -Jacqueline "Yeah, because they're not like, pumped with fucking TYLENOL PM." -Kate
"I’m familiar with the heart attack equals gas thing….i wrote the book." -Kate
Boston: @jacquelinenovak is doing her INCREDIBLE show Get On Your Knees at the Wilbur next month, and you should DEFINITELY go!!! (I just bought tickets for my sister, but I won't be in town!!!)
"It’s like you’re asking yourself if your current existence would sound like a believable story, and if so, do you have a chance. And it’s like, you can make it so." -Jacqueline
Comedy genius @nathanfielder interviews comedy genius @kateberlant about her one-woman show, quantum computers, sex, curly hair, and our collective obsession with sincerity. interviewmagazine.com/culture/kate-b…
"That's the kind of anger that can only be exercised against the mother." -Kate
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234 Followers 76 Following Written and performed by comedian JACQUELINE NOVAK. @jacquelinenovak Join the mailing list at the link in bio to find out when tickets are onsale in your area!
@poogbot 💫💫!!! followed by another incredible thought, “I just got an image of a 14 yr old girl like building a robot & finally everyone can relax.” -Kate
“Handbags authenticated by handbag connoisseurs….” I do not scip thru it ; I listen to @poogbot’s hypnotic reading of the eBay authentication ad every. Single. Time.
JUST ANOUNCED🚨 2/16 - @jacquelinenovak 4/28 - @martin_sexton & @KTTunstall 6/16 - @Lesdoggg
Oh dear god what have I done?!? I broke @poogbot. The hags have had quite enough of my deep dive and I’ve been cut off 😂
Must use ‘gullet’ more in everyday conversation
"You think it would just slip down the gullet of my consciousness?" -Jacqueline
Despite this entire day being a legitimate,tearful,frustrating shit show from end to end, it’s still @poogbot Tuesday and I can always count on a cackle (multiple actually) thanks to @kateberlant. Mazel tov btw on the new water filtration system 😘
What a goddamn Tuesday delight on a painfully early drive to work. @poogbot @kateberlant @jacquelinenovak this truly made this cold, windy, rainy ass day start on a solid note
@poogbot @kateberlant little comment 2 say i agree, i think the pot is called a moka...ive been treating myself 2 a micro obsession (which can be healing) on Cuban coffees (want to learn to make them).💜 the pod so much thank u!! 😊😊
@poogbot Peak Poog this week with "The Thought that Counts." I have never so viscerally recalled the time in my life when I wore Angel by Thierry Mugler and consequently smelled like eating chocolate in a public restroom.
Gonna strip back and follow just this and the St Vincent lyric bot so my timeline is just god damn POETRY everyday.
"A wedding dress should disintegrate across the course of the evening." "I completely agree." -Kate "It should be DUST by morning." -Jacqueline
I filmed my stand-up special in 2019, but it was never released (the suits were scared!) It is finally streaming on Hulu. Directed by Bo Burnham.
CUE CECE PENISTON
FX is getting ready to premiere a second Kate Berlant solo show directed by Bo Burnham on September 15 vult.re/3d7cV2V
finding a date to KATE
yeah i think she's buckling under the pressure and it's showing in the work.
And has her show outfit and notebook displayed like they are in a museum
I need you all to know that Kate Berlant sits out in the lobby of her show as the audience comes in, wearing a sign that says Ignore Me
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