pierced brat © @piercedbrat
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i wonder if Santa carries a bottle of chloroform to use on children who are awake.
is there an island where anyone who's learning to play the drums can be sent to?
how come bees have got this reputation as being busy? for all we know, they buzz around a few flowers and then fuck off home for the day.
... and they finally captured Mothra in a giant lampshade.
how come people with photographic memories don't run out of storage space?
i put some books i'd read on a table outside my house with a "FREE TO GOOD HOME" sign on. someone took the table. and left the books.
what makes marmalade so special that it has its own name, rather than just being called orange jam?
one minute he's fine, then three years later, he's dead.
if someone waited until they were an adult to start speaking, would they have a child's voice?
if I was a dog that could sniff out drugs and large amounts of money, I'd be living my best life, not detecting Covid-19 carriers.
Sandpeople always ride single file to help with social distancing. #extendlockdown #MayThe4th #COVID19
this is the perfect time to commit murder. most people haven't been seen in months!
news reports always refer to fatalities as having "sadly died". what about all those people who died happy?
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@piercedbrat They do, life becomes unbearable.
It's taken Doritos thirty years to make a triangular can, stack up Doritos in it and call them something not Pringles. #neverevergiveup
What an absolute icon
I see this is doing the rounds again! And I’m happy to repeat it. 😊 Ken on ‘Tomorrow’s World’ in 1981. Wouldn’t you just love it if he was your Science teacher? 😁 Click⬇️
Everyone depends on the USPS. Seniors for their Social Security, veterans for their prescriptions, small businesses trying to keep their doors open. They can't be collateral damage for an administration more concerned with suppressing the vote than suppressing a virus.
A bear that she has to sew herself? 🤔 The kit's just there.
I suspect that the only reason that Donald Trump was wearing a mask today was to hide the duct tape they put on his mouth to keep him from seeing something egregiously stupid
What if we are not connected by strings of fate, but of strings of feet?
Pulled a knife from a gourd and now I’m King of the Kitchen.
moon, waxing crescent, as seen from los angeles, 10:40pm local time 2020-06-26
What the fuck?
Guess who's back!!! #crazyfrog #newalbum #thecrazyfrogofficial
If drinking makes you laugh, shouldn't it be called alcholols?
@piercedbrat I'm using just enough for a pair of laces, which is roughly less than a tablespoon. And it's cheaper too.
Bleaching my old white shoe laces. Couldn't be arsed to buy new ones.
@piercedbrat Maybe, just maybe, the suitcase belonged to Patrick Bateman?
At least I'm not wasting my time going places or having fun.
@piercedbrat That's what I said. They couldn't speak out like an adult would, since they haven't tried it prior.
@piercedbrat If by a child's voice, you mean having a rather soft sound and cadence, probably, but they wouldn't be able to speak out with an adult's command and vocabulary*. Humans only speak in baby talk if exposed to baby talk. *It could be possible that they could write well, however.
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