Dr Stupid Harley Jarvis @phreak80
BLACK LIVES MATTER! Dedicated husband and Umphreak with a Martial Arts Rocker. https://t.co/FRFxXiR1qk ACAB FUCK THE POLICE!! Hell Joined February 2012-
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Here’s the video that got me demonetized on Instagram for 3 months. Enjoy (unless you’re homophobic in which case you will hate it)
I just hope everyone had a good day. I know I did.
The fuck….
Me: I miss my friends and live music Also me: I just want to sleep and be sad…
When a congressman left his phone number on a prank website, I became hi... youtu.be/rMG_yyRM_Zk?si… via @YouTube
No, Mr. Netanyahu. It is not antisemitic or pro-Hamas to point out that in a little over six months your extremist government has killed 34,000 Palestinians and wounded more than 77,000 – 70% of whom are women and children. You will not distract us from this immoral war.
Boomhauer performs Rap God youtu.be/XmmHoam7y5U?si… via @YouTube
Holy fuck! 💔💔
"You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. And the fourth inning is the beer inning." #OpeningDay
I’d probably do a k*l! for this type of person.
I’d probably do a k*l! for this type of person.
Hey @kroger suck my dick! grocerydive.com/news/ftc-kroge…
WAIT!! Is HBB back?!? 3 showings in 2024 and all 3 with verifiable second jams?!? WOOOOOO!!!
Joel Cummins 🎹 @goldlikejoel
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164 Followers 400 FollowingJim Blair @MrMarketingPhD
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399 Followers 1K Following Once in a while you get shown the light In the strangest of places if you look at it rightMarkey Mark @MarkeyMarkPendy
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78 Followers 5K FollowingJoel Cummins 🎹 @goldlikejoel
23K Followers 6K Following Keyboard wizard for @umphreysmcgee. dad. husband. @Amazon #1 best selling author. traveler. skier. yogi. golfer. @Cubs. @wasserman agency IG: @goldlikejoelD’Pez Poopsie @Gregrock
2K Followers 3K Following Music esp. Umphrey's McGee, GD, tDB, AQ, Ph, Spaff, moe. and the like, vintage vinyl, sports esp. Phillies / Flyers / Sixers / Union etc., movies, poking funHee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt
5K Followers 3K Following Trumpet with Monumental Brass Quintet. Lover of live and recorded music, beer, cooking, friends, and Phish. Savant sometimes, fuck off Elon you fucking doucheJesse @JesseMixMan
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958 Followers 172 Following 𝔸 𝕊𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕀𝕤 𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝔸𝕝𝕝! | Sept 9-10th, 2023 at Indiana State Fairgrounds 🤘It was all too dark, hard to see. The show lost its backbone and didn’t kill off characters you cared about. Jon Snow not fighting The Night King was an infuriating, idiotic decision.
‘The Long Night' aired 5 years ago today • Outdoor scenes took 55 nights to shoot • Longest battle sequence in film or TV history • Longest #GameofThrones episode ever What are your thoughts on the episode? 🤔
@ITYSL_memes “That’s why I have produced zero relevant work since the 90s! Because of woke.”
Jerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the ‘Extreme Left and P.C. Crap and People Worrying So Much About Offending Other People’ variety.com/2024/film/news…
The Simpsons in the 1950's.
Jerry is the definition of embattled: fighting the PC police while fighting that receding hairline. what a warrior!
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
@Morbidful Just wondering Why would a 26-year-old woman be attracted to a 15-year-old boy? The answer, she is a predator just like any guy who would go after a 15-year-old girl. They should be treated equally. Also, I think this church should be held liable in any future lawsuits from…
Are you just now learning about US liberals? Lol
We love to see a couple in matching outfits
To the group who sat in the row in front of me on both flights this weekend and didn’t shower before either flight, FUCK YOU!
Here’s the video that got me demonetized on Instagram for 3 months. Enjoy (unless you’re homophobic in which case you will hate it)
Wow, there was some terrible voting tonight
@Pat_Dwy3r @HotS0upSki Best company, thank you for spending the day with us!!!!! 🥰
Well that fucking sucked. Can’t beat the company though. ⚾️ @lindsayclaire @HotS0upSki
A PRETTY GOOD BOSTON DAY SO FAR ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
AND BAYLISS IS GONNA FUCKIN SHRED THE SOLO FAM
Sultans of Swing debut, Dire Straits #umphreys #umbowlx #direstraits