@pattonoswalt Before George W. Bush was elected I thought you were the funniest guy in the world.
@pattonoswalt have you apologized for being Dave Chappelle's friend yet today?
@pattonoswalt On the bright side, at least he found a adult.
@pattonoswalt Ok, but he pulled that smokin’ hot wife. Patton, how’s that going for you?
@pattonoswalt Me watching Patton Oswalt comedy
@pattonoswalt Settle down, Count Crisco...you have no room to talk.
@pattonoswalt Oompa-Loompa the comedian
@pattonoswalt It’s definitely giving me gas! 😂😂