Padres Jagoff (ZOMG PARODY LOLOLOLOL!!!!!) @PadresJagoff
The hot new Padres blog that's sweeping the Padres blogosphere. Your #1 source for Padres related dick jokes. Obviously not affiliated with the SD Padres. gwynntelligence.com Joined April 2012-
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FWIW the NL wild card threshold is currently above 91 wins so that’s super encouraging
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Happy Valentines!
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Hope he gets torched imho
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@sdutKevinAcee i can think of a great Coach who’s not being challenged in his current role 👀
At least plenty of clout was had
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whoever reported my beloved @99MHz deserves the worst
Los Angeles’ team lost, we should all be thrilled tbh. #collegefootballchat #NoDodgerLovin
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I’m back in town. Let’s fuck.
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Wonder if it's just a coincidence that Acee and Lin both hit publish on big stories about the Padres meeting with Trea Turner within like ten minutes of each other. I'm sure its nothing.
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The only thing interesting about San Diego Sports this week will be finding out who wins the jaggy back.
Y’know with Kanye, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him
The best part of that goal is how upset pashtun pete alonso must be
Finally something they’ll investigate
Finally something they’ll investigate https://t.co/TBOd0X6gbw
Remember that time evt grifted for donations so they could buy the padres van
Remember that time evt grifted for donations so they could buy the padres van https://t.co/KAeOvY4czM
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Here is today's audio from the Dan Sileo show where he suggests that the Padres could trade Yangervis Solarte to the Royals as a piece of a package for Eric Hosmer.
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btw at this point in the season the 2019 washington nationals were 55-46
Preller has the Padres in this never-ending hell cycle where they rely on washed vets and less-than-stellar minor leaguers to round out their roster because the process of developing highly-touted prospects just wasn't exciting enough for him to hold a press conference about it.
Padres old heads that have seen this story too many times
Creed 3 is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I’m still having a difficult time trying to figure out how they made it that bad.
Had a real cool experience sitting next to a gentleman from South Korea last night at the ballpark. Language barrier was there, but Google translate is a godsend and so comical. I had offered to take a few pictures for him and sent them to his IG and woke up to this 🥹⚾️ #Padres
Add it to the list 🙄
(They should charge for fanfest admission)
I was told this account was back.
At least plenty of clout was had
@HJPreller @PlanZ33 I really missed out on doing acid with my dad to become a man.
@HaSeongsRim @PadresJagoff the glory days 🙏
@MiserableSDFan @HaSeongsRim @PadresJagoff **Dusts off “Mitcheel” jersey from DHGate.
Who do you think should run Twitter next if Elon Musk steps down as head of the platform?
Hope he gets torched imho
All Rise
AJ Preller says the “natural fit” for the Padres adding a position player would be a corner bat.
is this level of spending from the phillies sustainable?
Source: Turner is getting 11 years, $300 million with a full no trade clause
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