Shadow @onlyshadow
In between light and darkness, I reside. Cat mom, Bears fan, Pagan she/her #idonthaveacoolhashtag #browncoatforever Between darkness & light Joined November 2008-
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Yeah, go on home — not like there are millions of federal employees and members of the military relying on you to do the MOST BASIC FUNCTION OF YOUR JOB or anything. If we stopped paying Congress during shutdowns, we’d never have one.
Yeah, go on home — not like there are millions of federal employees and members of the military relying on you to do the MOST BASIC FUNCTION OF YOUR JOB or anything. If we stopped paying Congress during shutdowns, we’d never have one.
Today's mascot matchup features Chilly Bear (Knoxville) vs. Rocky (Peoria) for a spot in the next round! Voting will be live for 24 hours so be sure to get those votes in!
@MarshaBlackburn Actually, Republicans want the government to decide which gender you are, what books you can read, what words you can say, which history you can learn, who you can love or marry, what sports you can play or bathrooms you can use, what medication you can take, and what you can or…
What I wouldn’t give to have a real journalist say something as simple as “what the f*** are you talking about, Senator?”
What I wouldn’t give to have a real journalist say something as simple as “what the f*** are you talking about, Senator?”
The last guy didn’t build a damn thing. We are.
“I’m totally covered by the law… I can do whatever I want” Pretty sure the entire POINT of America in the first place was a nation where the law prevents our leaders from being able to do whatever they want. Otherwise, why not just knuckle under to King George III?
“I’m totally covered by the law… I can do whatever I want” Pretty sure the entire POINT of America in the first place was a nation where the law prevents our leaders from being able to do whatever they want. Otherwise, why not just knuckle under to King George III?
What offends me most about Tuberville is that he's just fucking dumb. Like gutter-level stupid. If you put his brain in a fly, the fly would drop to the ground and crawl around backwards.
What offends me most about Tuberville is that he's just fucking dumb. Like gutter-level stupid. If you put his brain in a fly, the fly would drop to the ground and crawl around backwards.
IT OBVIOUSLY FUCKING APPLIES TO TRUMP. IT WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN SPECIFICALLY FOR PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP. The fucking Press, I swear.
IT OBVIOUSLY FUCKING APPLIES TO TRUMP. IT WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN SPECIFICALLY FOR PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP. The fucking Press, I swear.
People are asking why Trump went through a bail bondsman: 🗣️BECAUSE HE’S BROKE
Indeed!
My blue bird is gone. Replaced with an ugly x. The only reason I still use it is I’ve folks I still follow here that haven’t transitioned to another app yet.
I don’t want to update Twitter because I don’t want to look at that stupid x. #foreverthebird. #TwitterBird
@RepOgles @SenMikeLee @jordanbpeterson This you & all your sensationalized guns?
Overpay for a well known and easily recognizable brand that has its own language impacted in the culture, then change the name of the company to something extremely generic and forgettable. That's business marketing 101
Overpay for a well known and easily recognizable brand that has its own language impacted in the culture, then change the name of the company to something extremely generic and forgettable. That's business marketing 101
Welp. Reckon this will be “the straw” for me. huffpost.com/entry/elon-mus…
Whenever you hear a Republican talking about government waste and financial responsibility... ...remind them that a Republican congresswoman spent taxpayer dollars to have posters of Hunter Biden's dick printed so she could show revenge porn in a public hearing as a stunt.
I’ve been watching er on Pop these last few mornings and had forgotten how much I loved this show. @MingNa
@Angry_Staffer The problem is that we all really want to stay here but know it just isn't going to be possible
Judio Maravilloso @JudioMaravillo1
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carrick @carrick98966492
63 Followers 452 Following I'm so good at sleeping i can do it with my eyes closed
Thann Vernon @tmvernon
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Jeffery Metzger @eljefe0710
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Carpenter 2021 @2021_carpenter
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Donald Gump @DonaldGump19
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The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller
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Dynodog96 @DCunnin28379642
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TWDMAHERS @twdmahers
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Adam Rifkin 🐼🌻 @ifindkarma
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Southern Sister Resis.. @ResisterSis20
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Some Dude In Texas @RealDudeInTexas
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AKM @akmac4
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chris @chris_nov03
352 Followers 971 Following Busy dad with backpain hoping for a pay raise. my hobbies include eating aswell as thinking about eating. I'll follow back.
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Canadian Jets Fan @Hobbit1969
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Siney Denny’s @SeanForFive
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M.J. Mouton @MJ_Mouton
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Pearl of the Prairie @rliongate
398 Followers 1K Following By their fruit you will know them•Cat mom• Finally on Medicare!•We cannot legislate Christianity.
Mike @amistermagic
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Aadhila Denzin @AadhilaDenzin
794 Followers 711 Following Public schoolteacher with (gasp!) opinions. She/her
🍑Rogue🍑Reset th.. @RogueAcctsRulz
2K Followers 3K Following Rogue USA Rulz during this era. The start of the 20’s will be historic, unprecedented and unPresidented‼️What a time to be alive in 🇺🇸 #Resist
Mickey Skeen @MickeyArtGlass
2K Followers 4K Following #Resist #Biden #Harris #PresidentJoe Old hippie still willing to March for freedom. #TheRestoration #SolidBlue
HippieLongstocking �.. @hippiecoll
2K Followers 3K Following My pronouns are: REDACTED/NOT AVAILABLE (Please, do not refer to me.) ✨💙✨ “ I am like the blue rose.” ✨💙✨
Dawn R Sult @DawnSult
7K Followers 8K Following Artist, Photographer, Writer. Profile pic is my daughter, Jessica T. Roberts Rawls, a victim of #PTSD - Educate, recognize, treat, & save lives! https://t.co/rEb0cm007w.
Dave ZSJL G @GauntDave
684 Followers 3K Following Loving Husband, Father, & Grandfather, love Lamborghini and FMC. xBox player mainly #Ghost Recon & #ACValhalla. Comic book, DC & MCU Geek & proud of it
T Taylor @teetay10061
1K Followers 2K Following Husband. Father of three women. Christian. Lifelong independent voter, but deeply disturbed by the Republican Party. Enjoy University of Michigan sports.
Anthony Lee @AnthonyLee59
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Kim @kim
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Newspaper Boy @Jjjjjjj72424083
194 Followers 842 Following why are you even reading this. no one reads these.
💐Artsy Fartsy💐 @MNicholsArt
1K Followers 2K Following Aspiring artist strictly for the joy of it. The freedom of expression is my journey and my destination. Photo Manip, Digital Art, Graphic Design ❤️ 💛 💚 💙 💜
Ramblingjewell @ramblingjewell
395 Followers 1K Following will be my mission to make sure Josh Hawley climbs no further up ladder of ambition. philosophy Humanism
Cool Blue @CoolBlu66459813
2K Followers 3K Following 2020 VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO #NotMyPresident #Resist #FakePresident #illegitimatePOTUS #Impeach&Remove
Things can only get b.. @jakeflip
2K Followers 3K Following In the fight for the working class & poor. Love Rock, Pop, Funk & Hip-Hop. Make noise because your kid’s lives depend on it & fix SCOTUS.
Mrs.Pboutique @MrsPboutique
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Natalia @Necia_210
4K Followers 4K Following Multimedia artist &Mom 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🌊 Coding+ Kundalini yoga #resistance #animalrights #bluecrew
RICO'S RANTS @RantsRico
1K Followers 2K Following Host of RICO'S RANTS and Co-Host of @PodAskew with @M_Blade. Enjoy HOURS of entertaining stories, debates and reviews.
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Dan Rather @DanRather
2.6M Followers 1K Following Journalist, storyteller, lifelong reader. Texan by birth and by choice. Author of STEADY: https://t.co/8kW1QUbZQJ
Byron Ballard @ByronBallard
2K Followers 1K Following Writer, urban farmer,village witch, priestess, bon vivant, witch-about-town
Almost Paradise @almostparadistv
4K Followers 29 Following Season 2 of #AlmostParadise is now streaming on @AmazonFreevee! 🌴🔪 Link below 👇
Melissa @PSAfangrrrl
144 Followers 473 Following Clinging to my sanity by the thinnest thread. Mom and health care worker bee. Lover of words, wit and wisdom. She/her
Elizabeth Banks ❄�.. @ElizabethBanks
2.1M Followers 522 Following Amateur Goofball; proud native, Pittsfield, MA; 'Charlie’s Angels’ this, ‘Hunger Games’ that, with a sprinkle of 'Pitch Perfect', and a line of “Cocaine Bear”.
Natalia @Necia_210
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🐩❤~Bitsy's Mom~�.. @michelleismyna2
6K Followers 5K Following Mother of 3 sons & owned by a poodle named Bitsy. My guilty pleasure is trash tv & I'm a staunch supporter of legalizing cannabis everywhere. #NeverTrump
themocollins @THEMOCOLLINS
26K Followers 2K Following #FearTheWalkingDead #MadTv #ParksandRecreation #LadyDynamite #FisforFamily @that_mo_collins on Insta
Angry Staffer 🌻 @Angry_Staffer
580K Followers 699 Following Not a current WH Staffer | Politics, NatSec, and Snark — Mileage may vary | Views mine | https://t.co/Kj4zTIdnnS
Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow
726K Followers 3K Following EMMY and GRAMMY Nominated Comedian, Actor, Singer, NYT Best Selling Author. Calm down, everything here is PARODY! TOUR tix link below! [email protected]
Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson
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Ming-Na Wen @MingNa
644K Followers 6K Following Geek/Nerd Girl. Love my Mingalings❤️ IG:MingNa_Wen https://t.co/LCmam8bZ58
M. R. Sellars @mrsellars
2K Followers 1K Following Paranormal Suspense Thriller Writer. Electronics Tech. Homebrewer. Intolerant of willful stupidity. Not always SFW.
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Stonekettle @Stonekettle
215K Followers 2K Following Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey
Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth
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Jeremy Renner @JeremyRenner
6.1M Followers 495 Following “Mayor of Kingstown” season3 RennerVation Foundation - “Love and Titanium” EP out NOW !!
Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds
21.5M Followers 2K Following owner: @aviationgin - @MintMobile - @maximumeffort - @Wrexham_AFC
Sherrilyn (Kenyon) Mc.. @mysherrilyn
45K Followers 174 Following #1 New York Times bestselling YA, sci fi, fantasy, horror & romance author Sherrilyn Kenyon is off playing with her imaginary friends. https://t.co/Onf0acWUV7
Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion
3.1M Followers 580 Following It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.
Mark Sheppard @Mark_Sheppard
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Lucy Lawless @RealLucyLawless
303K Followers 497 Following I #STANDWITHSTEVEN I love you, my Bro. Demand clean energy. @GreenpeaceNZ Take care of the little guy. share the LOVE #xenites. #FreeDonziger !!!
RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace
1.3M Followers 3K Following Welcome to the official account of @RuPaul's #DragRace! 🌈 #AllStars9 starts streaming FRI MAY 17 on #ParamountPlus! 💫
Tish Owen @tishowen
75 Followers 43 Following I write books, read Tarot, own Goddess & the Moon Pagan Unity Festival & Spirit Fest love my kids grandkids husband my mom friends sailing movies cats & life!
Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman
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P!nk @Pink
30.6M Followers 480 Following TRUSTFALL Deluxe out now 💜 “Dreaming” with @theofficialsting & @marshmello out now💭 💜 Summer Carnival 2024 UK & Europe Tour on sale now 🎡
Scott Grimes @ScottGrimes
82K Followers 6K Following thank you for your follow! i am literally following you right now!!! DON'T TURN AROUND!!!!
Jewel Staite @JewelStaite
349K Followers 597 Following I like routine, predictability, and living a non-stressful existence, which is why I’ve chosen the film industry
James Gunn @JamesGunn
1.7M Followers 1K Following I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter. IG: jamesgunn Mastodon: https://t.co/jN98hfNTerHow did Joe do? (you could tell how effective he was by the Repugs all sitting there silently with sullen looks on their faces like teenagers who just got grounded) 🤣
That was precisely the speech he needed to give, and quite possibly the best of his career. Sleepy Joe, my ass.
And #KatieBritt WROTE THE BORDER BILL, and then VOTED AGAINST IT!! Fake fake fake as Karie Lake!
“We can fight about fixing the border or we can FIX IT! Let’s FIX IT!”
Gee, #KatieBritt looks like she’s doing all right. Nice kitchen! Shame she’s such a bad actress. Big smile, the cross (always), all the accoutrements, even a fake catch in her voice. But she’s fake fake fake as Kari Lake.
This #KatieBrity person is a Senator? Alabama sent HER?She’s been in Community Theater too long. Delivery? D-, Kitchen B, Text -2, Policies F.
Biden tricks GOP again after they boo. “Oh, yall don’t want another 2 trillion in tax cuts for the wealthy?” “NO” “Oh, I kinda thought that’s what your plan was. That’s good to hear.” 🔥🔥🔥
If someone could put a shock collar on MTG that would be great
Hey @GOP @HouseGOP @SenateGOP @JamesComer @Jim_Jordan there was FAR MORE corruption perpetrated by Jared and Ivanka when they were actually IN THE WHITE HOUSE, than Hunter may have committed as a private citizen. When are the hearings???
“Nobody should get away with corruption simply because their dad is the president. Nobody should get away with dodgy foreign dealings, simply because of their last name.” No, @mehdirhasan isn’t talking *just* about Hunter Biden… even if the GOP is. WATCH: youtu.be/pM0Y_y6Wjl8
This is what some of you are defending when you say Israel doesn’t have a right to defend themselves. There will never be a two state solution while Hamas or Netanyahu are in power.
NEW - Hamas official Ghazi Hamad says they will repeat October 7-like attacks until Israel is annihilated.
Charlamagne: “At least now I know why DeSantis is in this huge fight with Disney. It’s not because of wokeness, it’s because you gotta be this tall to ride the magic teacup” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is exactly the kind of person who is vulnerable to blackmail, extortion, and any number of foreign intelligence operations. Great job with the vetting, GOP.
Mike Johnson doesn't have any retirement savings, own a single stock, or have any assets at all. He has less than $5,000 in his bank account. He's got a 250-500K mortgage, a home equity loan, and a personal loan. So what's his retirement plan? To lobby? thedailybeast.com/does-new-speak…
@Acyn Irony jumps the tracks, careens willy nilly down the embarkment, crashes through a circus, runs over a mink farm, and slams into the river where it rolls over, catches fire, and explodes, raining down flaming weasels and burning clown shrapnel over the countryside. ~ @Stonekettle
Literally freezing. It snowed here last night and there was a thin skin of ice over the pond this morning. Of all the things I probably don't need at the moment, winter is probably what I don't need the most. I got to get out of here.
Jesus CHRIST, Larry. This floor is FREEZING!
Google AI? How do humorous captions work?
@Stonekettle Dude, its a Canadian Goose. There is no such thing as 'freezing' to those birds. If anything, its 'too warm'
Remember when this site was mostly just people posting pictures of their lunch and we were all like, fucking stupid shallow bullshit micro blogging what the hell is that and nobody cares what you had for lunch wait are those kosher pickles... I miss that
It's fascinating to me how you talk about your god like he's the Humungus from The Road Warrior.
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