Don Farto @onlyaclevergame
i now have two loves in my life: big city livin' and a voodoo woman named phyllis carolina dreams Joined April 2009-
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EUROTRIP (2004) sitting at 46% on Rotten Tomatoes is funny when so many comedies from that era have been forgotten. Twenty years later people still know Scotty Doesn’t Know, still quote Cooper, and still laugh at how aggressively stupid the whole movie is.
What's your favorite movie with a "rotten" (below 60%) rating on Rotten Tomatoes?
@Patrick_Cullum You earned that dog brother
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The Quiet Intimacy of Gumbo with No Top
One of my favorite videos on the internet. The sound of it sloshing around lmao
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North Carolina fast food nationalism
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You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
My life except it’s the Braves
Explained to my wife that the Mets came back from a 4 run deficit to win it and she’s giving me the same smile she gives our son when he discovers a cool rock
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white people be like my axolotl just got shadowbanned on pinterest
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Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn
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The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter
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Fucked up in the crib sipping Mr. Pig
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It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me that there’s a tornado in progress in Oklahoma”
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I have found a relic from the ancient times
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pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles
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rest in peace 2025-26 hornets you were a strange basketball team
@Patrick_Cullum So bummed I missed it but so stoked you went, they are crushing live
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Coby white go ahead n get on the scorers table like pat bev youve earned it champ
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penis stuck in neck of modelo bottle
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