jess @oneshot_two
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I have 100 cookbooks written by real chefs and cooks but instead every night I Google “food weeknight dinner fast” and make a recipe from a blog I will never visit again called like Parsnips and Cowlicks or Girl With a Spatula or Hearts of Pam
It's too much boy stuff going on. Male rap beefs and sports all on my TL. Where are the GIRLS???????
Cheryl Reeve had some good post game remarks on the decision NOT to stream Sky-Lynx game. Watch entire clip. "Growth is happening so fast.. Business as usual is not going to work anymore. You're going to get left behind & this is an example of it." #WNBA 🎥 @minnesotalynx
Fans hoping to catch rookie stars Angel Reese and Kamilla Cardoso make their WNBA preseason debuts Friday night were dismayed to find the game unavailable through the WNBA League Pass. So they found a quirky alternative way to watch... More ⤵️ theathletic.com/5470890/2024/0…
Drake: You a wife beater Kendrick: You a pedophile J Cole:
NOT HER FIRST TIME. WON'T BE HER LAST.
NOT HER FIRST TIME. WON'T BE HER LAST. https://t.co/D9WCDCIyMi
ARIKE OGUNBOWALE OH MY GOODNESS
S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C! @Reese10Angel | @Kamillascsilva | #skytown
Kendrick slapping this nigga around before people can even get situated at work
40 years ago, “It's burnt”. Diahann Carroll made her debut as Dominique Deveraux on Dynasty.
stop gaslighting yourself when your talent has been validated in multiple spaces. the proof is there. you have a gift. accept it and act accordingly ✨
Opening theme for ‘Totally Spies’ Season 7. The brand new season will premiere on Gulli France on May 12 and coming soon in the US.
You can’t claim to love fashion and also promote AI art. The two are mutually incompatible.
You can’t claim to love fashion and also promote AI art. The two are mutually incompatible.
“what a pro wants, what a pro needs.”
The point of this show is that all of these women are beautiful and flawed and messy and that’s okay. There is no villain—they’ve all had their moments of girl wtf! Bring back nuance!
The point of this show is that all of these women are beautiful and flawed and messy and that’s okay. There is no villain—they’ve all had their moments of girl wtf! Bring back nuance!
planning to have a glow-up this summer or stay the same or also possibly look a little worse
Chuck’s had it with the Pelicans 💀
Emily Blunt and Ryan Gosling on their special skills: R: “I learned that if you put ice in your hummus it’s a lot creamier!” E: “I can play the cello! It’s a little better than creamy hummus, isn’t it?” R: “Why’d you let me lead?” *silence* R: “WHY’D YOU LET ME SAY HUMMUS??”
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Disses are only fun when it's between peers. He is not my peer.
@MorganJerkins aye I think you should drop diss record lol...I feel it's only right 😂😂
Breanna Stewart’s daughter at practice 🥹😂😂
Skylar Diggins-Smith tossing lobs in her first game with the @seattlestorm! 🔥
That @ndwbb connection! Jewell Loyd FINISHES ON THE LOB from Skylar Diggins-Smith 😱 She currently has 10 PTS. @seattlestorm leads 35-33 in the 2Q 📲: SEA-LAS on the WNBA App
The kids I hang with are gonna be parents one day...scary.
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The boys of zummer acoustic immortals performance continues to be one of my favorite things in the world. Some of the best Joecals weve ever gotten. Patrick’s voice flawless. It gives the song such a pretty but melancholy vibe. Time to listen on repeat
Mustard hitting up Kendrick this morning:
What’s really making me scream is producers sliding him beats like “get her for me too”
You know it's bad when you got Christian rappers in the mix 😂😂😂
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Seventeen spent half of last year talking about how hard it would be for Na PD to kidnap them only to let that man run up on them mid fanchant. They are very kidnapable.
아니 나피디님이 밥해서 세븐틴 찾아갓다는ㄷㅔ? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
The reasons he shared are heartbreaking because this is what the "bear vs man" discussion is actually about. Violence against women. One thing I'm seeing more & more come from this "man vs bear" discussion is more & more men standing up to highlight that this discussion is about…
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J Cole when he sees social media apologize to him for apologizing ☠️😭
Canadians speak like how I’d think a moose would if they could speak English
drake’s daughter finding out who her father is:
the way rihanna looks at rocky 😫