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Imagine insulting me when you had to beg for me to give you an ounce of affection.
My friends provoke me to do the most insane shit and I will always allow
I love red heads the same way I love highland cows.. so Fuckin much
can someone write a book about the tumultuous nature of queer relationships so I don’t have to read The Crazy Person Bible to heal
Don’t speak to me before I’ve drank my daily chappell roan
Omg.. he’s balding he’s over 6 foot and balding and making it everyone’s problem !!
The latter
Talking to a man over 45 has truly (not) healed my daddy issues
Too many things are $23 when they should be $5, max. We should kill someone over this.
hot people have a deep history with this album
“hey babe, can i borrow fifteen thousand dollars” “what the fuck are you looking at on facebook marketplace”
yeah
this is what white masc lesbians look like to me
Homie just referred to all of my mental health disorders as “you’re a bag of all dressed chips huh”
Couldn’t think of anything to listen to and then I remembered.. traveling soldier by the chicks
squinty eyed bitch @copsRcuntsx
204 Followers 253 FollowingJonny Wanzer @jonnywanzer
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1K Followers 734 Following He / Him @99NBRS 🇩🇴🇨🇦 ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE & WAR 4.24.24the girl with the rat.. @SageMorgan
158 Followers 192 FollowingBTV CopWatch @BTVCopWatch
2K Followers 2K Following We film the cops for community self-defense. Our mutual aid spin-off is called Food Not Cops. Dedicated to abolition. CW: violence, racism, sexual violenceneil young live rust @nyt__0
449 Followers 448 FollowingLizard @liz__w_
86 Followers 77 Followingวิไลวาว.. @Leila1168737
62 Followers 1K Following เราเจอชะตากรรมแบบไหน ชอบติดตามไว้ก่อนได้นะครับ ผมจะส่งข้อมูลติดต่อไปที่หน้าแรกเป็นระยะๆครับTimothée Bridge @HahaTimBridge
943 Followers 858 Following Co-host of "The Marvel-Less Ms. Maisie" Podcast. Occasionally the funniest stand up comedian you've ever seen. Otherwise fine.Jenna @hugginsjenna76
205 Followers 3K FollowingLa #FreeDrAbuSalmiya .. @proletkult__
1K Followers 5K Following hater; third worldist from the imperial core; 20s; she/her and he/him.Julie Leach @julieleach63
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123 Followers 9 Following🖤Angela Nox❤ @delinquentangie
227 Followers 1K Following Angry thoughts for angry thots. Horny on main; Hornier on private :3 I'm Black, Bi, and fucking pissed. 26 years, babe. Venmo: dArcMatterAmer Khairul @AmerKhairu86598
58 Followers 491 Following Working as a Medical Lecturer at University Putra Malaysia, Selangor, Malaysia. Also Experienced In Creating Videos And Music Online.Gurty @drty_grty
2 Followers 19 Followingits me😁 @nowpresentingme
41 Followers 85 Followingshennae @shxnnae
300 Followers 244 Following put on my favorite panties just to dance around my rooomBrooks Calfka @GunMom4RandPaul
372 Followers 208 Following Former Cronkite of local prep basketball coverage. Now, a top bartending prospect schmoozing middle-aged gamer nerds at Archives. Run Hard // Eat Hard. Thicc.2nd iced americano @ginuhowski
1K Followers 1K Followingfarmer mae @xsailorxsaturnx
871 Followers 671 Following Mae 🌸 They/Them | Cozy Gamer | Photographer ✨✨✨ icon and cover by: @safaerie_artOrlando Aparicio @Orlando82185949
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425 Followers 413 Following I'M BECOMING ERNEST HEMINGWAY YOU IDIOTS insta: @katereidartDale Henry @froggetaboutit3
9 Followers 38 FollowingBrandon Gomez @Barnflakes
161 Followers 160 Following A somewhat neverending short story. Vegan for the Animals. Concert Goer. CEDH Novice. Bartender. Goth. LA Native. 🌙🌱Rodrigo Salx @RodrigoSalx
271 Followers 3K Following绍兴资源/学生/�.. @HaleyKeyanna
187 Followers 282 FollowingCait Andersen @caitandersen
26 Followers 50 Followingtaysonjatum @guthrie20
186 Followers 233 Followingsquinty eyed bitch @copsRcuntsx
204 Followers 253 FollowingJonny Wanzer @jonnywanzer
1K Followers 247 Followingmaari @maari99nbrs
1K Followers 734 Following He / Him @99NBRS 🇩🇴🇨🇦 ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE & WAR 4.24.24the girl with the rat.. @SageMorgan
158 Followers 192 Followingw̷̡̲̲̞͎̣̐̋̒.. @_willkeeper
153 Followers 124 FollowingBTV CopWatch @BTVCopWatch
2K Followers 2K Following We film the cops for community self-defense. Our mutual aid spin-off is called Food Not Cops. Dedicated to abolition. CW: violence, racism, sexual violenceneil young live rust @nyt__0
449 Followers 448 Followinghorse dentist @equine__dentist
30K Followers 883 Following horse god formerly known as balthazar the exaltedLizard @liz__w_
86 Followers 77 Followingunemployed gamer boyf.. @millerIowlife
7K Followers 830 Following rapid fire louie like rambo got bullets // testicular cancer defeater, one nut haver // union pipe slinger // 1312No @Dip_idiot
54 Followers 177 Following haha funny thing then I’m sad again haha. pansexual, cis-gender male. pronouns: he/himMOSCHINODORITO @moschinodorito
27K Followers 2K Following famous actor [email protected] 🪓⬇️ “BOSS” T-SHIRT ⬇️Friday Beers @Friday_Beers
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7K Followers 612 Following Girl-shaped menace. Also niche perfume, pickles nd fashion enthusiast🌟ivy🌟 @wolktress
46K Followers 1K Following the lovechild of jonbenet ramsey and sam kinison. #YOUNGHOLLYWOOD lowbie. indie darling. comic. actress. writer. internet girl. incel. hooker. diva. hag.lyrics that hits me h.. @thesadbaby
875K Followers 0 Following express your feelings through lyrics 💬 follow us for more @thesadbaby 💔🖤Angela Nox❤ @delinquentangie
227 Followers 1K Following Angry thoughts for angry thots. Horny on main; Hornier on private :3 I'm Black, Bi, and fucking pissed. 26 years, babe. Venmo: dArcMatterBankingSlut @bankingslut
48K Followers 697 Following Yes I did that, and you would do it too for a checkMr. Grit @butterandgrits
1K Followers 690 Following DFW’s favorite uncle @TrueGritHC @boredmagazinetxDrew Afualo @DrewAfualo
380K Followers 318 Following it really just be like that sometimes 📧: [email protected] 7.9M on TiktokThe Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana
314K Followers 7K Following 20X+ Viral Tweeter, Artist/Musician/Meme Queen/Content Creator/Tarot Reader/Ramen lover 🤎🐈 tips appreciated for coffee ! ☕️💤Will @Will41657631
25 Followers 33 FollowingBrooks Calfka @GunMom4RandPaul
372 Followers 208 Following Former Cronkite of local prep basketball coverage. Now, a top bartending prospect schmoozing middle-aged gamer nerds at Archives. Run Hard // Eat Hard. Thicc.gabriel paulson @GabeBabe53
6 Followers 24 FollowingKeith Habersberger @KeithHabs
506K Followers 417 Following Come see me on tour. He/him. Business inquiries mail to [email protected]The Try Guys @tryguys
486K Followers 7 Following Hi, we're the Try Guys! 💚💙💜 Official Twitter for THE TRY GUYS: @KeithHabs, @korndiddy, and @EugeneLeeYang. #Tryceratops 🤘Timothée Bridge @HahaTimBridge
943 Followers 858 Following Co-host of "The Marvel-Less Ms. Maisie" Podcast. Occasionally the funniest stand up comedian you've ever seen. Otherwise fine.shrimp nibbler @2femcel2furious
42K Followers 1K Following the flickering light that smolders within may seem faint to u but it is soo very bright 2 meyikes @reid_about_k8
425 Followers 413 Following I'M BECOMING ERNEST HEMINGWAY YOU IDIOTS insta: @katereidartshirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.4M Followers 610 Following 20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!busy buying champagne glasses
never going to goodwill with brett again because he doesnt want me to have cool shirts
ALL POLITICIANS WHO TRY TO ENTER YOUR PROTESTS: KICK THEM OUT. And don’t give them a damn microphone… Apparently this guy was advocating for the Iron Dome just last week. Politicians won’t save us y’all. Stop giving them free publicly. They’re using you.
US Congressman @GregCasar joins the protest, calls for ceasefire “My message to the university is clear: students and faculty are not the enemy. Students and faculty are the university.”
i’m sitting on some really good material (tweets) that I can’t tweet because of the backlash I may receive… one day they’ll be released
Ellen DeGeneres: I got kicked out of showbusiness bbc.in/3xWA9Tl
please stop sending me the Irish Gutbomb I will not try it
On elite campuses we’re seeing the cravenness and lack of foresight of elite administrators, a shock for many, but at state flagships — IU snipers, UT-Austin stormtroopers, Ohio cop riots — we’re seeing the real nature of contemporary America, a shock to no one paying attention
Chaos on the @OhioState campus as police drove demonstrators off the green and made well over a dozen arrests.
@skanks17 so glad i took many drunk pisses on the floor of this bar when i lived in the CLiT
Summer mood board
Men watch so much prn, they no longer know how to please women, nor care. Pain for the woman is pleasure for them.
If the sheets don’t look like this you ain’t whackin it right