Sarah Heartburn🇨🇦 @oldladybishop
Old lady in the South End of Halifax. [email protected] Halifax, Nova Scotia Joined August 2011-
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I wonder what would have happened if it had been a pedestrian and not a cyclist. halifax.citynews.ca/2024/04/23/rcm…
Isn’t this the coolest thing?
Happy birthday, Serge Gainsbourg! In 1988, French children’s choir, Les Petits Chanteurs d’Asnières pay tribute to a very emotional Serge Gainsbourg with his song “Je suis venu te dire que je m’en vais,” live on TV.
@MajBackpayne omg you people would blame trudeau for rain #idiots
Usually April 1 is a really annoying day, but this is outstanding.
Usually April 1 is a really annoying day, but this is outstanding.
*Leonard Cohen voice* And Jesus is stuck under the viaduct 🎶
Fog, fog, glorious fog! Can’t see a thing cuz we’re shrouded in fog! Again, eh?
I think this is delightful.
I’m crying. That’s my baby girl. instagram.com/reel/C5Dz0BorT…
The fog horn is busy this morning. I love foghorns.
#ASongOrMovieForAnythingCheesy I Heard Through The Tim Vine * I rang up my local swimming baths. I said: "Is that the local swimming baths?" He said: "It depends where you're calling from."
I taught Mr.Borge to play the piano and M.Hugo how to write science fiction. I’ll never get the credit because history is written by the Victors...
Well, I’m out. I can tell I’m being algorithmically buried tonight so I guess if you want jokes you’ll have to read them in the morning.
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Just had 8 molars removed from my upper jaw. Highly invasive internal bone scrape to remove the heavy level of infection, plus 8 stitches. Sitting on the sofa on my favourite Skims lounge tracksuit feeling incredibly sorry for myself….
‘Sue Pollard has cancelled.’
The walking dead cast reunion.
What nonsense, it explains if you’re a Catholic or Protestant 🙄
Holy shit, a script I was going to withdraw from a contest moved onto quarterfinals? Um, okay?
Just had 8 molars removed from my upper jaw. Highly invasive internal bone scrape to remove the heavy level of infection, plus 8 stitches. Sitting on the sofa on my favourite Skims lounge tracksuit feeling incredibly sorry for myself….
For all its quirkiness, I still think the moving statue madness of 1985 was far preferable to the current chasing refugees out of the neighbourhood madness that some in the country are obsessed with.
There was a crooked man Who had a crooked wife He entered UK government To live a crooked life He did some crooked deals For his crooked dad in law Feckers have got £millions But they're always wanting more. #PintSizedLoser
Why do Book Shops Have All Their Books On Back Pain On The Bottom Shelf?!
Good morning dwellers. Grey and breezy. I am 62 today. Well done me and my cardio surgeon.
Barren Nights
All my friends say I’m paranoid. Well, I didn’t actually hear them say it.
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Got a job interview tomorrow, going back to my first love, retail 🤣