Shantz II @notababelaas2
Average with a chance of Thundershowers. I love my Dog. I AM the Drama. Widowed for life. inacave Joined July 2023-
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Any one in Western Cape know or have info of Fruit farm that has an empty manager house or accommodation for rent. Not looking for free housing.will to pay market price rental.73 yrs old with 60 yrs of free wildlife background. Owned a wild life Sanctuary.. not looking for a job
For the life of me I can't understand why I put an empty bowl in the microwave and turned it on and when it beeped I took the empty bowl out and just stared at it, perplexed because I don't know what was suppose to be in the bowl in the first place. 😳 Brain not braining. 🥴
Stellies 😳. Dude in the red ianin big kak of that lighty doesn't wake up. 😳
Stellies 😳. Dude in the red ianin big kak of that lighty doesn't wake up. 😳
Help me out mathematical geniuses of this world. How do I calculate AA rates on top of prices. Google is telling me R4.84 per km. This does not sound right. 🙄
Finally. He gets to go to his favorite park.
So this morning asked my elderly gentleman neighbour if he could help me get my old Licence plates off and put new ones on. Sure. He took the front one Off, left the back one on, because pop rivets and he left and hasn't been seen since. 😱 Now I can't go out 😫
You know since this wall has blown down between our 2 complexes I've noticed the people in the other complex are so friendly. I sit on my stoep with cup of coffee every morning and almost everyone that drives by smiles and waves. They're so friendly on that side.
Laying in bed trying to switch off and I smell smoke. You know like when you leave an oven on. Yet the oven isn't on and now my mind won't shut off cos I still smell it. 😳
It's time to say good night my good people. I am beyond spent and utterly exhausted. A day filled with emotions. I have a ton of work to do this weekend before I start my new business venture this coming week. I need to wind down and sleep. Catchya on the flip side 🥱🥱🥱
🤣🤣🤣 I remember posting this on my other (now banned) profile Meet abeth Dutton 2. 0 The unhinged Bitch. 🤣
And it other news... Look what I got back today. 7 hours of work. What took 2.5months for others to fuck around with. Took 2 men 7 hours to sort my car out and a whole lot of cash saved. A few good people on this app have made it possible to get this car going. THANK YOU 🤗🤗🤗
I'm trying very hard not to be a skollie and use myfavorite word. But look at this poes!!!! Say what you want about me but talk about my daughter like that when you dont know her. These fucking trolls. Piss of @raymond25581231
My son's hair. Aaargh I'm naar with jealousy. My whole life I've wanted curls a d this mofo getsnit for free. Just shampoo. No conditioners, no curlers fokkol. 🤢
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I bought some new jeans... Me: Do these make my butt look good? Wife: You look handsome Me: Not what I asked... Wife: You look completely handsome Me: You're about to say I'm a complete ass, aren't you? Wife: You're so smart Me: I walked into that one... Wife: Eyes wide shut
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I must give respect where it is due! These men have been at sea for 25 days !! Grinding hard in shitty conditions working day and night no stop. Our two months off going to be much appreciated!! Thanks to King Neptune for delivering to us !!
@notababelaas2 @hillingdon531 Don’t waste those years. They go fast
@notababelaas2 Brain farts can be a direct result of an intelligence overload. Yes, this is a self-serving statement.
@notababelaas2 Are you still smelling the green stuff ?? 😜😜
@notababelaas2 (whispering) In all likelihood, your mind races, thinking of more things at once than most can and the bowl incident was like a light flickering during a 'power surge'. But that's just me. I see you)
@notababelaas2 Yes, we are! Proudly sharing 40% of our DNA with a banana but self aware enough to know we are not bananas.
Please give Andy a follow. He lost his previous account. Awesome dude, excellent posts 👌😁
@notababelaas2 I'm almost the big five 0 and for the first time in my life I looked a male and female lion in the eye less than 30m from me. Suddenly you become small verry small Piece full Grasieus
@notababelaas2 Don't sweat it. Take a breath and just do something else. And sulk, as much as you need.
@notababelaas2 I have stared at an empty glass, wondering what I should put in it. Then I realize I came into the kitchen for coffee. You are my peoples
You never look at the same spot twice. And see the same thing. In any case, you shouldn't.
@jessie6141 @notababelaas2 Wow. You must feel like a real man now. Do us all a favour and go fuck yourself.
@jessie6141 @notababelaas2 Are you fucking serious? People cant just “move on” and need to grieve and remember those most important to them.Congratulations on being the biggest poes on twitter today!
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